Critic's Notebook

6th Street-walking: Jibberjabbering With the Locals

His hat says, "Fuck y'all I'm from Texas." His shirt says, "Drunk? Free Breathalyzer Test, Blow Here." And his body language says, "If you talk to me, I will spit on you." Excuse me, sir? [Looks up from his romance novel. Grimaces.] . . . Oh. Sorry? . . ...
By Camille
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His hat says, “Fuck y’all I’m from Texas.” His shirt says, “Drunk? Free Breathalyzer Test, Blow Here.” And his body language says, “If you talk to me, I will spit on you.”

Excuse me, sir?

[Looks up from his romance novel. Grimaces.]

. . .

Oh. Sorry?

. . .

Okay, sorry. Bye.

[Looks back at his book.]

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