Heavy metal

Strip malls are excellent places to get microwave burritos, spandex fashions, lessons in ballroom dancing, and salon-caliber hair gels and foams by the barrel. But this kind of excellence is not the sort one generally associates with fine dining. Plus, being in a strip mall can make restaurateurs–shooting for elegant…

Hash Over

Fog rolling out? Thick rumors have been rolling in Dallas that Truluck’s Steak and Stone Crab in Addison has acquired Fog City Diner. Not true, says Fog City’s managing partner Jay Schimmel. At least not yet. “According to whoever runs their mouth up there…they’ve owned this restaurant since January,” he…

Fat is where it’s at

A recent Wall Street Journal article explored the debauchery throbbing through New Orleans, a phenomenon illustrated by the Mardi Gras Marathon. Before the race, runners carbo-load on deep-fried globs of sugary dough. They then smoke and drink over the entire 26-mile course. No one runs races in New Orleans for…

Hash Over

Traveling man Highly mobile Dallas chef Avner Samuel has a new restaurant scheduled to open this week. Called Bistro A, his new venture in Snider Plaza will feature a broad range of Mediterranean fare. He says the menu will be unlike anything he has ever done in Dallas and is…

Custer’s grand stand

Extreme risk-takers are oddballs. They’re the ones that ride rhinos at rodeos, skydive out of Lear jets, shoot dice with the agents during IRS audits, and talk about the president’s seduction techniques on national television. But extreme cookery is a hard thing to define. What does a daredevil chef do,…

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At-risk child Joey Vallone, the young scion of Houston’s Vallone family, which owns nine restaurants including the famed Tony’s, officially denies everything. But his self-named Oak Lawn eatery figures prominently in a series of dueling rumors–including speculation that it’s for sale. Joey’s, which opened two and a half years ago…

Grand hotel

In the wake of the pomp and ceremony of the Academy Awards, it’s certain we’ll be seeing many more Titanic tie-ins, at least until the James Cameron flick hits the previously viewed bin at Blockbuster. Perhaps we’ll get a concert from the Dallas Symphony Orchestra showcasing the last pieces played…

Hash over

What happened to Harper’s? When this Charlotte, North Carolina-based chain of six casual restaurants opened an outlet in North Dallas in January 1997, the crowds were so thick that getting through the door was almost impossible. By year’s end, it was closed. Clyde Gilfillan, Harper’s director of operations, says the…

Chaya Sushi cooks

Dining in the raw while landlocked can be a risky proposition, a deed best performed with a well-trained gag reflex and plenty of health insurance. Most of the time the raw sea flesh isn’t bad, just a little lame, blanched, or propped on little soggy wads of rice hemmed in…

When the levee breaks

The eruption of diner fascination with Cool River Cafe is one of those cultural tremors that I just don’t get. I don’t understand how this concept was made flesh–or at least river stone and kitschy cowboy mural–and how it got to be the size of the south flank of a…

Grub at earth’s end

There’s this odd little smell that thrives in cottages and cabins. It’s not a bad smell, really–although I’m sure that if we could figure out how to eradicate it easily, we’d send it packing with a cloying spritz of floral-scented Glade air freshener. The first time I was introduced to…

Boonies kitsch

You don’t have to travel far to wallow in a good, thick sludging of theme restaurateuring. Downtown offers the always loudly entertaining Planet Hollywood in the West End, while Canyon Cafe covers the north with its slick Southwestern motif. And for a good choke on an exceptionally rich example of…

Fog is lifting

Procter & Gamble discovered long ago that you could breathe new life into a product, such as a box of Tide or a tube of Crest, by slapping the words “new” and “improved” on the package. The actual improvements may be little more than a sprinkling of little green “fresh…

Hole-in-the-wall treasure

A hole-in-the-wall can be dark, musty, grimy, and probably not the kind of place you’d go to impress someone on a first date, or to establish ties with a new boss or client. But if you rummage around those holes a little, minding where the corroded wiring and the rat…

Comfortable comfort food

Comfort food doesn’t exactly have positive connotations as far as I’m concerned. When I hear the words “comfort food,” I think of home-cooking. And when I think of home-cooking, childhood memories seep into my consciousness like a ladle full of lumpy powdered-cheesefood sauce. You see, the most rudimentary level of…

Almost home-cooking

For the last few years, food-industry analysts have been babbling about a significant food-service trend emerging in response to consumer demands for freshly prepared packaged foods that can be reheated and eaten at home. The chatter has been on how this new trend is blurring the line between supermarket and…

Go figure

“What the hell is this, and why does it cost so damn much money?” These are the only truly engaging questions that dining at Enigma provokes. Not that this place isn’t baffling on many levels. It’s just so strenuously contrived that instead of wondering what kind of eccentric mind is…

Stogie’s last gasp?

The cigar trend is dead. So it isn’t surprising that a spate of cigar bars are popping up in Dallas as fast as you can say Hoyo de Monterrey Super Hoyo–which might not be very fast. Last year a number of high-profile cigar salons hit Dallas: Avner’s at Preston Caviar…

Cold fusion

I’m wondering how much more mileage will be drawn from the culinary fusion trends that have swept through the restaurant industry like Macarena-twitching through a political convention. Everywhere you look, someone is trying to fuse Asian ingredients with, say, the line of fine foods from Hormel, or fried bananas marinated…

It’s a fiasco

Restaurateuring is a hard way to make a living, harder than any honest profession except perhaps those involving a set of erasable markers and an Amway starter kit. Running a restaurant is a risky endeavor fraught with start-up glitches, long hours, and little financial reward. But no matter how backbreaking…

Dallas’ culinary organ donor

What can you say about Watel’s? After 10 years in Dallas–defying the restaurant laws of the universe by getting better instead of lazier and crankier–the one thing above all others that you can say about Watel’s is that it’s a great place to eat an organ. In fact, in many…

International waters

Like the emissions-obsessed alarmists who just departed Kyoto in limousines and huge jet aircraft designed to carry a dozen people and a cocktail lounge, I’m concerned about an impending global crisis. Not the Al Gore kind of crisis where the planet warms and sea levels rise so that snorkeling skills…