Sfuzzi Is Sfrikkin’ Douchey but Delicious.

Sfuzzi (Don’t try to pronounce it sober. It’s a drunk word.) is now open at the location that used to be Split Peas Soup Cafe. (I know, you’re thinking, “You mean that didn’t last?? I can’t believe all those drunk, single teenagers and sleazy, married-but-not-wearing-the-ring dongs decided not to spend…

Squeals on Wheels: Why Not Make a Pig of Yourself?

When I heard that Screen Door had just opened a cash-only food cart called Squeals On Wheels that offers a variety of meat-plus-bread combinations (pork sandwiches, hot dogs, brisket sandwiches) for under 10 bucks, after blurting out, “Fuck this PTA meeting!” I headed straight for One Arts Plaza. My inner…

Revolving Doors: A Slow October

We’ve been on hiatus, but now we’re back to give you the scoop on restaurant openings and closings in October. It’s been a slow month for restaurant openings, but the future looks bright. California chain Fatburger announced this week that they’re in talks to open 10 stores in Dallas within…

Rock n Taco: Hitting a Power Chord at Lunch

Here’s the thing about rockers (or, at least, the sort of rockers who are drawn to restaurants with cowhide upholstery and pink damask wallpaper): They don’t wake up before noon. That means Rock n Taco stays relatively empty until around 2 p.m., when a few spaced-out customers who like to…

Paciugo Gelato & Caffè Puts Out the Pumpkin

A round of cupcake roulette, wherein a pill of cyanide is hidden in one of a dozen cupcakes, is preferable to clothes shopping, doubly so when the shopping is for a wedding, and I’m sent out on a solo mission to “Find the perfect tie. But not too perfect; that’s…

The Nodding Donkey Plays Long Ball

A week-long soft opening is the way to go when you want to draw in the crowds, at least that’s what State & Allen Lounge owners Jonathan Calabrese and Anthony Winkler bet on — and won — with their the new Texas-themed sports bar, The Nodding Donkey. At the corner…

El Paisai: Worth The Drive-Thru

While I was on Harry Hines rug shopping (no, that’s not a euphemism), I discovered El Paisa. Its menu is simple: just tacos, burritos, nachos and quesadillas. More important, the food is cheap as hell. We’re talking $1.40 per taco. They’ve got indoor seating, but I hit up the drive-thru…

Underground Sushi: Tuna Rolls in the Tunnels

When I first moved to Dallas, and was trying to figure out my neighborhood’s food scene, my online research kept pointing me toward Kuai, a dumpling joint on Elm Street. I scoured Elm Street, but couldn’t find it. I had no idea then that the restaurant was beneath me, tucked…

Off The Bone Barbeque is a Total Sausagefest.

I originally heard about Off The Bone Barbeque because of its baby back ribs, but I’m anti-baby-eating, so I opted for the smoked sausage sandwich (for $5.75) and a side of coleslaw ($1.75) with an A&W root beer ($1.25). Recently, Off The Bone closed in its patio and it’s even…

Enjoying Nana on the Cheap

When I first moved to Dallas, I made a list of all the canonical restaurants I absolutely had to visit if I wanted to get a handle on the city’s food scene. Unfortunately, my list amounted to what politicians would call an unfunded mandate, which is why crossing off every…

Magdous a Must-Do at Aatish Grill

What intrigued me most about Aatish Grill, a new Mediterranean restaurant on Trinity Mills Road, was the short chef’s bio the restaurant stuck on its web site. “Our experienced executive chef Sami Ahmad from Dearborn, MI provides exquisite food,” the write-up promised. There are some phenomenal Lebanese restaurants in Dearborn,…

Garden Café Should Reap More of What it Sows.

When I finally reached the front of the breakfast line on an exceptionally busy Sunday morning at Garden Café—having had ample time to settle on an egg-and-chili plate, flirt with the idea of ordering a feta omelet and renew my vow to find out how well the cherished East Dallas…

Sampling the Fair Foods, Part 3

Check out part one and two of the State Fair food Reviews. The Observer this week set out to sample all the new fair foods that didn’t make the Big Tex competition finals. Here, part three of our deep-fried review:…

Soup’s on at the Green House Lunch Truck

If you’re not Tweetin’, you’re not in on the eatin’ from the The Green House Truck. Every day the gourmet grub lunch truck tweets out highlights of the day’s menu. This week, with the air feeling crisp and fall-ish, they’re making lots of soups, all from organic produce. When they…