Brownstone: Those Wintertime Blues are Lifted by Brussels Sprouts.

It’s probably unfair to show up in winter at a restaurant that touts its fresh, seasonal cuisine. Diners who rushed to eat at Brownstone when it opened last summer were feted with Mother Nature’s version of a ticker-tape parade: The kitchen all but pelted them with kernels of Silver Queen…

The Boiling Crab: It’s in the Bag

Well, maybe you don’t want to eat this exactly: Hollow crawfish shells and dirty napkins make for a pretty lousy meal. But you definitely do want to eat what would have shown up in the “before” picture if I’d had the willpower to reach for my phone before digging into…

Crossroads Diner: Tell Willie Brown to Come Running for Lunch

Crossroads Diner is located just off the corner of Walnut Hill Road and Central Expressway, which, in the world’s compendium of crossroads, is a pretty prosaic intersection. People come here to catch the train, not negotiate with Satan. But the new restaurant’s name isn’t just a geographic reference: Chef-owner Tom…

Gio’s Serves Up a Puzzler With Salmon Pastrami

Everybody knows pastrami. Everybody knows lox. But Lisa Giannopoulos, owner of Gio’s Café, a new deli in North Dallas, reports even customers who cut their teeth on knishes are baffled by pastrami lox. “It’s new to them,” Giannopoulos says of the Nova-style salmon that’s prepared like pastrami. Rarely seen outside…

Hey, Stephan Pyles: Eat This!

Behold, Samar’s caramelized apple empanadas with cinnamon ice cream. Yeah, the dessert is super pretty and yeah, it’s shockingly small. If we’re just talking about looks here, this is the Salma Hayek of desserts. But, hey, you’re the kind of person who orders dessert at lunchtime, so that’s probably in…

Sabor: A Taco Joint Brings on Dance Club Flashbacks.

I haven’t been in a dance club in about 10 years, but when I walked into Sabor: A Taco Joint, I thought I’d accidentally broken my streak. (“Shit. Now, I have to give back my 10 Years Free Of Douche Boners In My Back chip and my I No Longer…

Breaking News: Uptown Popcorn Bitch-Slaps Orville Redenbacher

Uptown Popcorn recently opened in NorthPark mall with more than 70 popcorn flavors that are way more tasty than that microwavable Orville Redenbacher’s you have in your pantry. A mini bag of most of Uptown Popcorn’s flavors will only set you back $1.75 and holds about three cups of crazy…

Braised Beef Short Rib Enchiladas
At Artin’s Grill

Pity the beef short rib. Once passed over by many people who preferred pork, short ribs staged a comeback in recent years as enterprising chefs started braising them rather than barbecuing. Proper braising allowed them to remain moist and supple, as opposed to dry and tough, and they found a…

Shanghai Serves Up Badass Chinese Foods.

Recently, one of the kabillions of Cheap Bastard superfans asked, “Is there any way you can write a review about a restaurant without using any 4-letter words???? GUESS NOT.” It’s the truth: 4-letter words are the worst. And since I write to please you, today’s review doesn’t contain any words…

Kenny’s Italian Kitchen: Big Prices, Big Portions, Big Bore

Tucked into a strip mall that would challenge the most talented maze-running rats, Kenny’s Italian Kitchen isn’t easy to find by way of address. The restaurant’s so far removed from the intersection of Belt Line Road and Dallas Parkway that street names and numbers don’t make much sense; diners are…

Road Trip: Noshing My Way to Big Bend

According to the cheery student volunteer who gave a short lecture at Big Bend National Park the other day, the desert is delicious: Any resourceful visitor can make a meal of prickly pear pads and pigweed seeds. While the ranger-in-training assured us the federal government wouldn’t mind if we harvested…

Stretch Your Luck: Black-Eyed Peas at Mama’s Daughters’ Diner

Well, another New Year has come and gone, and hopefully your celebration wasn’t too over the top. (It couldn’t have been that raucous, otherwise you wouldn’t be here reading this). If you’re like many Southerners and Texans, you celebrated with a meal featuring ham and black-eyed peas, consuming at least…

Revolving Doors: All’s Well That Ends Well

As December comes to a close, it seems all is well, or at least better, as many highly anticipated restaurants made their debuts. David Uygur was back in the kitchen, plus a New York deli and the latest Lombardi venture both opened. We were expecting few restaurants to shutter since,…

The Second Coming of State and Allen’s BBQ Pork Sandwich

State and Allen Lounge’s pulled BBQ pork sandwich has been around for a while, so why is it deserving of an “Eat This” mention right now? Because even though this sandwich has forever been on the Uptown hangout’s menu, it’s reemerging to its previous greatness after having been on the…

Road Trip Barbecue Makes Traveling I-35 Less Sucky.

On Interstate 35 between Dallas and Waco, I hadn’t tried any non-chain restaurants beyond the kolache heaven that is the Czech Stop. But the last few drives to Austin put me in a barbecue mood, so I stopped at a couple places you should know about if you find yourself…