A Schizophrenic Buys an AK-47, a Threesome Goes Horribly Wrong, and Other Bad Ideas From This Weekend
Dallas police had a busy weekend, as they always do. There were lots of reports of petty theft, minor assaults, and traffic accidents. There were also these gems, pulled from the weekend’s police reports: Saturday, 2:30 a.m.: Michael Stewart, 46, told police he had arranged an all-male threesome with two…