NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 15

Like the BCS, style points count. So do geeky, black-and-white stats such as touchdowns and quarterback rating. Wins and losses? Definitely. Leadership? Uh-huh. When it comes to my weekly NFL Quarterback Rankings – if I had one of those little encircled R’s to signify a trademarked idea, it’d go here – the…

Scenes from The White Rock, the Classiest Marathon in Town

The running of this year’s White Rock Marathon, as in past years, was rich with stories of inspiration, endurance, and, um, weather.But here at Unfair Park we’re much more interested in the real story: the balloon-breasted, the beer-swilling, and the folks dressed like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or pieces of…

Slim Shady, the Latest Romosexual

One minute he’s making fun of you; the next, it’s a bona fide bromance. But one question: Was that Eminem talking to Tony Romo before yesterday’s loss to the Chargers or Princess Leia? What up the headphones, Marshall?…

Where the Folk Do We Go From Here?

Okay, so now what? Blame long-snapper L.P. Ladouceur? Said owner Jerry Jones after Sunday’s loss to the Chargers, “I don’t believe we’ve got a holder problem.” Well mutha-effin’-duh! Now do you see what a folly it is for the Cowboys to be the first team in NFL history to blame a…

4th and Frustration: Do You Blame the Cowboys’ Plan or Their Performance?

I don’t wanna hear much bitchin’ today about offensive coordinator Jason Garrett’s play-calling on the futile, fatal sequence in the second quarter of Sunday’s 20-17 loss to the San Diego Chargers. Yeah, four consecutive runs to Marion Barber didn’t produce a touchdown. But … I blame the performance, not the plan…

Chargers 20, Cowgirls 17: My Top 10 Observations

10. Now you believe me? Norv Turner > Wade Phillips. 9. Safety Gerald Sensabaugh picked a horrible time to have his first terrible game as a Cowboy. It was his oops that led to both Chargers’ touchdowns: Interference at the 1 on a reverse pass set up San Diego’s first touchdown; Badly beaten…

Moves by Texas Rangers at Winter Meetings Has Our Baseball Weenie Harden-ing

Despite the financial restraints stemming from the team’s unresolved ownership situation, Texas Rangers general manager Jon Daniels skillfully inked the most dominant free-agent starter at this week’s Winter Meetings in Indianapolis without adding payroll. By dealing starting pitcher Kevin Millwood to the Baltimore Orioles for relievers Chris Ray and Benjamin…

Tron … Starring Dirk Nowitzki?

Tron Legacy won’t be in theaters till December 17, 2010. But courtesy N. Lamar Street-based Green Grass Studios and its Mavs promo piece, we don’t have to wait to see what that sequel to the ’82 classic might look like if it took place in front of the American Airlines…

And the Dumbest Move of the Day Goes To …

1. The Texas Rangers trading Kevin Millwood for Chris Ray, then pursuing Rich Harden and Mike Lowell. 2. Dallas Mavericks’ forward Tim Thomas getting involved in a debacle at Denny’s. 3. Your Dallas Cowboys considering Tony Romo as their new/old holder…

Flozell Adams: Dirty, Mean or Just Plain Old?

Dallas Cowboys’ offensive lineman Flozell Adams has been fined four times for $75,000 this season for the transgressions of tripping, fighting and – last Sunday in New York – cheap-shotting the back of Justin Tuck. The Giants’ lineman called Adams a “coward” and a “dirtbag”. Former Giant and Fox analyst Michael Strahan…

JumboJerry CAN Be Lowered. Lookie!

Guess they’re testing it for the Texas-North Carolina hoops game Dec.19 at Cowboys Stadium. Either that, or I’ll betcha $1 that Mat McBriar hits JumboJerry Sunday against the San Diego Chargers…

Dirk Nowitzki: In His Own Words

I wish Fox Sports Southwest did more of these because they’re usually pretty damn good. If his 33 points and 8 rebounds in last night’s victory over the Phoenix Suns merely left you wanting more of Dirk Nowitzki, tune in to FSSW Friday at 10 p.m. for In My Own…

NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 14

Like the BCS, style points count. So do geeky, black-and-white stats such as touchdowns and quarterback rating. Wins and losses? Definitely. Leadership? Uh-huh. When it comes to my weekly NFL Quarterback Rankings – if I had one of those little encircled R’s to signify a trademarked idea, it’d go here – the…

Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For …

Norv Turner. You know, the guy who coaches the San Diego Chargers. The guy whose team has won seven in a row this year and is 10-0 in December under him. The guy who is 4-2 in the playoffs. Ring a bell? Dallas Cowboys fans, you heard your head coach…