Note to Self: Find My Old Bobby Moffat Jersey

Sunday afternoon at Dallas Farmers Market, Brandon Pollard broke the bad news: I’d somehow managed to miss an old-timers kick-around at Pizza Hut Park the day before featuring the likes of Bobby Moffat, Chad Deering, Tatu and, of course, the Texas Honeybee Guild’er buzzing around Shed One. (Ticket tie-in: Bob…

George W. Bush’s Fancy Box

As Tom Hicks is looking to sell his majority stake in the Texas Rangers, this MLB.com item concerning tonight’s invite-only doings at the Rangers Ballpark in Arlington will no doubt prompt reckless speculation:The Rangers are renaming the owner’s suite at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington after President George W. Bush. Bush,…

Dallas Cowboys: Three Dots and a Cloud of Dust

Quick takes from a Wednesday’s minicamp workout at Carrollton’s Standridge Stadium: *Tony Romo says the story that appeared in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram about him being told to lose weight is total bullshit. “That never happened,” Romo said with a smile. “It just didn’t.” … *From what I could tell,…

The Top 10 All-Time Texas Rangers in the History of Ever

Very cool moment last night: The greatest player in Texas Rangers history – now a Houston Astro – smacks a 5th-inning homer and receives a standing ovation. Stay classy, Arlington. On a day when Toby Harrah and Ruben Sierra were elected into the Rangers’ Hall of Fame, Ivan “Pudge” Rodriguez…

Shooting Star

So I’m gone a week and two major coaching deals? Ron Washington: In. Dave Tippett: Out. How can that be? I’ll get to Wash later this week, but I’m still trying to figure out new Stars’ GM Joe Nieuwendyk’s decision to replace the likeable Tippett with the long ago expired…

So, Which Are They: Real or Fake?

Two weeks ago I said that on June 15 – hello! – we’d know if the 2009 Texas Rangers were authentic or artificial. A pinch here. A jiggle there. Couple of healthy squeezes. And, of course, the taste test of a 5-7 stretch against some of of baseball’s best teams and the…

D.J. Mbenga 1, Dirk Nowitzki 0

Watching the Lakers party in Orlando last night – I was wrong about L.A. in 4, but just barely -was a reminder how cruel sports can be. While former Mavericks D.J. Mbenga and Josh Powell hugged and kissed the NBA’s Larry O’Brien championship trophy, current Maverick Dirk Nowitzki is left with remorse about…

Tony Romo Gets Faced

A Friend of Unfair Park sends us this link to Tony Romo’s Facebook page. Had no idea he was such a Glitter fan. Ahem. Redskins fans…

NBA Finals: Lakers in 4

The only drama: When his Orlando Magic are dismantled by the Los Angeles Lakers in the NBA Finals, will Dwight Howard shake hands or pull a LeBrat James? We all wanted Kobe vs. LeBron. Instead, starting with tonight’s Game 1, we got ourselves a sweep. It’s a nice story that the…

Elvis Andrus = The Golden Child

It was a routine play, pulled off with such balance, power and elegance that it was anything but routine. And when the RoughRiders’ 19-year-old shortstop completed turning his half of the double-play, I turned to Frisco play-by-play voice Scott Garner and said: “The first time he steps on the field…

See Ya, Padilla

This morning I wrote that you can never ever trust Vicente Padilla. Now, you won’t have to. The Texas Rangers this afternoon requested outright waivers on the bean-balling, inconsistent, free-agent-to-be pitcher…

T.O. Talks About the Cowboys. Well, Sorta.

I’m sure he’ll have more to say when he arrives in town later this month for his annual summer camps down in Duncanville, but former Dallas Cowboys’ receiver Terrell Owens talked a little about his former team this week with 105.3 The Fan host Greg Hill. The raw, unedited audio…

Is Jerry Jones Broke? Naw, Can’t Be. Can It?

If Tom Hicks can be a cash-strapped customer at the pawn shop, can it also happen to Jerry Jones? I know, sounds ridiculous. And the notion is likely just that – ridiculous. But the economic crunch is certainly in play with him, like the rest of us. Consider: *The Cowboys…

Yankees 35, Spankees 13

Guaranteed your Tuesday was better than the Texas Rangers. Josh Hamilton back on the disabled list. Another reminder why they can never ever trust Vicente Padilla. Allowed a 7-run inning to the Yankees, biggest against them all season. Even TV analyst Tom Grieve suffered a hamstring cramp during the telecast. Oh yeah,…

Dallas, Oh Say Can UFC?

As this was once Jesse Hyde’s beat, well, I’ll do my best. But seems there are big doings afoot in the bloody world of the Ultimate Fighting Championship: MMAJunkie, which sounds six different flavors of kick-ass, reports today that for the first time, like, ever, UFC “will hold a major…