Charles Haley and Kenny Rogers Go Hunting For Redemption

I had the audacity to write the truth about Charles Haley. And this was my castigation. Between 1992 and 1994, I made a lot of visits to the Cowboys’ locker room at Valley Ranch. On most of them, I was serenaded by Charles Haley, one of the baddest people and…

The Best Team in Mavericks’ History: ’88 vs. ’11

While contemplating defensive coordinator Dwane Casey’s departure to be the Toronto Raptors’ head coach and whom they should take with the 26th pick in Thursday’s NBA Draft, a couple more Mavs-related items buzzed through my brain this week. 1. Who from the championship team should have their number raised to the roof in…

Mitch Moreland Closes the Case at Rangers’ 1st Base

First place, thanks to 1st base. With his 11th-inning homer to beat the looming storm last night in Arlington, Mitch Moreland not only provided a walk-off win over the Houston Astros but also further cemented our confidence that he’s the Rangers’ 1st baseman of the present, and the future. It’s been…

The Top 10 Lamest “Rivalries” in Sports

As I watched Mitch Moreland’s gargantuan, 472-foot homer sail into the soon-to-be stormy June night, I was reminded that the Rangers-Astros’ fight should be stopped on account of inhumane bludgeonry. Moreland’s blast — tied for third-longest in baseball this season — capped an 8-3 Texas cakewalk that continued its dominance…

And Then … There Was Baseball. Rangers, Your Move.

When we last left our Rangers they and pitcher Derek Holland were clubbed around in New York by the Yankees. Not, no last Wednesday. Way back on April 16.It was hours after the Rangers’ 5-2 loss in the Bronx that Saturday afternoon that the Mavericks rallied in the last six minutes…

And Now, Your Final Mavs Videos of the Season

And here I thought most Friends of Unfair Park were spent from yesterday’s festivities. Apparently not: Several have suggested we post the YouPlusDallas recap from the Mavs’ downtown parade and post-game festivities at the American Airlines Center — and who am I to argue, given that Jun Kang and Justin…

Dirk and Jason, Victors On Victory Avenue

Pardon the delay — our photographer Mike Mezeul II was among those stranded on DART trying to make his way home from the American Airlines Center following this morning’s parade and the VIP after-party at the AAC. But in just a few we’ll have the entirety of his slide show…

Take a Bow, Dallas. You Did Good.

Rick Carlisle just called Dirk Nowitzki “the best basketball player on the planet.” Screw it, let’s go with it. And, for the record, Carlisle did smile. And DeShawn Stevenson did show up, smoking a victory seeegar. Jason Kidd: “We already got this championship. Now we gotta go get that next one.”…

From Our Archives: “Crocodile Nowitzki”

Last night I finally had the chance to read the new issue of Rolling Stone, which happens to feature a feature by former Observer-er Jesse Hyde, who decamped for his native Utah a couple of years back. The story’s a good one: “America’s Most Twisted Crime Family: Inside a Mormon…

Dirk’s Legacy: The All-Time Top 7 NBA Power Forwards

10 All-Star Appearances. 1 NBA MVP. 1 Ring. 1 NBA Finals MVP. 4-time All-NBA First Team 3-Point Shootout Champion Soft. Clutch. With Sunday’s victory over the Miami Heat Dirk Nowitzki filled in the final void of his Hall of Fame resume. Only things potentially left that would improve his legacy…

Why Mark Cuban Should Really Get Championship Rings for the Mavs (Updated)

Tough to tell how serious Mark Cuban is about forgoing championship rings and getting something else to commemorate the franchise’s first title. But he seems pretty committed to changing it up. “Rings are old school,” Cuban said, according to The Dallas Morning News. “Rings are done. It’s time to take…