Texas Rangers Spring Training: My Top 10 Observer-ations

10. Pitchers and catchers report today. Means backyard pool parties and bikinis can’t be far behind. 9. Whatever happens the first week of camp, it can’t be more shocking than a year ago when manager Ron Washington announced that he had snorted cocaine the previous season. 8. Last year’s motto: It’s Time!…

The Return of Roddy: Boffo or Bust?

Last time we saw Roddy Beaubois, we didn’t see nearly enough. After a sporadic rookie season highlighted by a 40-point game against the Golden State Warriors last March, the cat-quick combo guard almost single-handedly rallied the Dallas Mavericks to a win in Game 6 of the NBA Western Conference first-round…

Falling Stars: Injuries Dragging Dallas Down

Add leading scorer Brad Richards to the Dallas Stars’ list of injuries that has dragged their NHL season from surprising to so-so. The scrappy Stars jumped to an impressive start, getting even skeptical hockey neophytes like myself to pay attention. But somewhat lost in the middle of Super Bowl XLV and the…

Eye on Surprise: The Texas Rangers’ 2011 Bullpen

Forget missing out on Cliff Lee and Zach Greinke at the front end of the rotation, a huge factor in how the Texas Rangers will defend their American League championship will be who pitches and how they perform out of the back end of the bullpen. I think the Rangers have voluntarily…

Can Michael Young and Your Texas Rangers Reconcile This Mess?

When one party wants out, relationships are difficult to salvage. For now, Michael Young wants a divorce and the Texas Rangers are desperately seeking a lawyer to foster the proceedings. But what if it can’t happen before next weekend and Young reports to Surprise, Arizona for spring training? This could…

Maybe Tom Hicks Was Right?

On Wednesday we noticed Tom Hicks’s UK attorney was back in court, trying to convince the judge to lift the order keeping him (and his former Liverpool FC partner George Gillett) from suing over the soccer club’s £300m sale to New England Sports Ventures back in October. Hicks, you’ll recall,…

Cowboys Poised to Land a Coach with Six Super Bowl Rings

On December 16, 1989 the Dallas Cowboys were — according to their head coach, Jimmy Johnson — a laughably weak team. After watching his offensive line and running backs fail to score four times from the 1-yard line late in an ugly 15-0 loss to the New York Giants in…

Mavs Win 10th Consecutive Game, Fail to Impress the Masses

It’s not often I stay up late to watch a duel between J.J. Barea and Samuel Dalembert, but last night’s 102-100 victory by the Dallas Mavericks over the Sacramento Kings was special. It kicked off the Bob Ortegel-less era with a win. And was the Mavs’ 10th consecutive victory. To which…

Dallas Mavericks: Out With the Old (Bob), In With the New (Beaubois)

Coming: Roddy Beaubois. Going: Bob Ortegel. While the Dallas Mavericks got a familiar face back at practice yesterday via their athletic French guard, they also said goodbye to the only TV analyst we’ve heard over the last 23 years. Beaubois, who broke his foot in August and hasn’t played this season,…

Michael Young Wants Out and I Don’t Blame Him

​He’s been the face of the franchise for a decade, the team spokesman who was left to explain a lot of  horrible Texas Rangers baseball. He’s been a batting champ, an All-Star Game MVP and a Gold Glove fielder with a sparkling image. He’s moved from second to short to…

Whew! Mavs Escape Cavs. Barely.

I covered the Dallas Mavericks in the early 1990s when they won 11 and 13 games in back-to-back seasons. It wasn’t fun. For anyone. In ’93 the Mav-wrecks lost 20 consecutive games, so I can imagine the despair these days with the Cleveland Cavaliers. In the wake of losing LeBron…

Look, Man, Jerry Jones Is Really, Really Sorry

No doubt you’re well aware of the snafus that threatened to turn the most-watch-anything-ever Super Bowl XLV into The Game That Made a 9-Year-Old Boy Cry when he and his father were among the 1,200 denied access to those temporary bleachers that weren’t. And maybe you noticed: After being everywhere…

Super Bowl XLV Commercials: The Good, The Bad and the Bootyful

At a record $3 million for 30 seconds, seemed like most of the Super Bowl XLV ads were cars and movies and Fox promos. As I watched a run-of-the-mill On The Border commercial, I had to wonder if those folks really see $3 million in increased chips ‘n hot sauce ‘n margaritas…