Dear Santa: Please Put a World Series MVP Under the Tree. Pretty Please?

It’s almost Christmas, and the Texas Rangers haven’t done anything to address the hole in the rotation left behind when Cliff Lee signed with the Philadelphia Phillies and the opening created at designated hitter after the club declined a $9 million option on Vladimir Guerrero. Aside from rumors and a…

Cowboys Beat Skins 33-30, But Near Loss Lowers Jason Garrett’s Stock

(With Richie Whitt on vacation for the next two weeks, Dallas Observer staff writer Sam Merten has graciously agreed to pitch in. Commenters, on your mark…) Long before the Cowboys’ playoff chances were officially toast, this season felt doomed from the beginning. The devastating 13-7 loss to the Redskins on…

Welcome to the National Finesse League

At the risk of sounding 103 years old, I need to ask a question: What has happened to football? On 105.3 The Fan I co-host the weekly radio shows of Dallas Cowboys’ defensive players Jay Ratliff (Mondays 6 p.m.) and DeMarcus Ware (Wednesdays 2:15). Each week they bemoan not being…

NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 15

Like the BCS, style points count. So do geeky, black-and-white stats such as touchdowns and quarterback ratings. Wins and losses? Definitely. Leadership? Uh-huh. When it comes to my weekly NFL Quarterback Rankings — if I had one of those little encircled R’s to signify a trademarked idea, it’d go here — the…

Keith Brooking Isn’t Ready to Retire

In a related story, Dallas Cowboys fans respectfully disagree. Well, don’t we? Brooking says he has something left in the tank, but we all saw him blocked out of the play – hell, out of the picture – on the Eagles’ clock-killing, game-winning drive last Sunday. I’ve seen – and…

Cliff Notes: Rangers Should Be in Seventh Heaven

Let me just say this one last thing about Cliff Lee and then we’ll move on. Maybe. Sorta. OK, probably not. Check that, definitely uh-uh. Don’t tell me the Texas Rangers tried hard. Don’t tell me we should be proud of sitting at the big boys table. Don’t tell me…

And to Top It All Off, the Mavericks Lose … To the Bucks

Cowboys lose to Eagles? Check. Rangers lose Cliff Lee? Check. Mavericks lose to the medicore Milwaukee Bucks? No way in hell. Check?! I was hoping the Mavericks, who had their 12-game winning streak snapped in a head-scratching 103-99 loss, could push it to 15 entering Monday’s game against the Heat…

Dallas Cowboys: The Defense Rests

A proud franchise that once upon a time won Super Bowls behind a Doomsday Defense is these days shackled to the most disappointing season in team history by a defense that is simply doomed. Back in training camp down in The Alamodome in San Antonio, head coach Wade Phillips trumpeted a promising…

Cliff Lee Shuns Rangers, Shocks Yankees and Signs With Phillies

The good news: Your Texas Rangers didn’t lose Cliff Lee to the New York Yankees. The bad/horrible/devastating news: Your Texas Rangers lost Cliff Lee. To the Philadelphia Phillies?! We heard persistent whispers all throughout the very exhaustive free-agency recruitment of Lee about a third “mystery team” but, honestly, didn’t pay…