The Mavs’ Sky Is Falling!! (Isn’t It?)

The sky is falling!! The sky is falling!! Over at the AAC, that carryover hanging from the ceiling, the archaic Disco Ball, it’s falling, too!!   Everyone else is getting better and the Mavs are getting worse and GM Donnie Nelson should go back and coach tie-dyed Team Lithuania and…

Wait. The Texas Rangers Got Cliff Lee?

So tweets New York Post baseball columnist Joel Sherman. To which MSNBC adds this concerning the pick-up of the Seattle Mariners pitcher:There is no report yet as to who those others may be. Given Texas’ financial issues, it’s possible that they could be veterans in salary offsets or it could…

LeBronadrama: You Watchin’?

In last month’s NBA Draft, 60 players found new homes. In tonight’s made-for-TV special, one player will announce his new team. It’s official: LeBron James is bigger than the NBA. Are you amped about The Decision? You can actually bet on whether or not King James will put on a crown tonight…

America’s Got … Talent?

Out on Lake Ray Hubbard’s Party Cove last weekend there was a guy on a boat. A big, fat guy. With a goofy hat. And a huge gut. Dancing. Disturbing as it was, the dude had a couple bikini-clad hotties shaking it alongside him. Me and a buddy commenced this debate:…

Are the Texas Rangers Good Enough to Dare Get Better?

Let’s don’t talk too loud – might wake them up – but your Texas Rangers are suddenly 5.5 games ahead of the Anaheim Angels in the American League West. Another good start by Colby Lewis, another pivotal hit by Michael Young, another save by Neftali Feliz and, presto, a 4-3 win over…

It’s Official: Bud Selig Hates Tom Hicks, Too

While a federal trustee yesterday suggested that the Texas Rangers’ own law firm should be ejected, Major League Baseball commissioner Bud Selig said – in so many words – what we’ve all been muttering for months: F*&^%$#$@ Tom Hicks! During a conference call with baseball reporters to address next week’s…

Mavs Courting O’Neal? Oh Boy?!

Your Dallas Mavericks are pondering an O’Neal, but not that one. Team source told me last night that the Mavs acquiring former Superman center Shaquille O’Neal is “a long longshot,” but that Miami Heat center Jermaine O’Neal is a real possibility. Honestly, neither name gets me too excited. Ten years ago? Maybe…

Say It Ain’t So, Mo. Not Them!

It was a far-fetched doomsday scenario. A pointed image intended to conjure just how weird it was going to be around here without Mike Modano. But I never expected it to become, gulp, reality? Mike Modano, Detroit Red Wings? Criiiiiiiiiiinge.  On June 22 that was my wild-ass speculation. On July…

Sorry, But Michael Young Isn’t an All-Star in 2010

While June begat nothing but good news and great play for your Texas Rangers, July so far is about as much fun as a Roman Candle to the belly button. They were thumped by the lowly Cleveland Indians Monday night and have now lost five of seven after that 13-1 stretch. Out of…

BREAKING NEWS: Uh Oh, Martellus Bennett is at it Again.

Maybe you find Martellus Bennett’s video offensive. Or not. He’s dancing around in a fake beard exclaiming to be Osama Bin Laden and saying “I’m here … making bombs.” If you lost a loved one in 9/11 or in the armed forces overseas in pursuit of Bin Laden and his…

Dirk Can’t Opt Out of This Mavs Promotion

Dirk’s back in town and ready to meet with the Mavs, for whom there’s no Plan B if he doesn’t re-sign. (Cuban’s back too, following a trip to shoot an episode of Entourage.) And so begins Keep Dirk in Dallas Week: Lost amongst all the breaking news of Thursday was…

Hank Haney Confirms What We All Knew: Tiger Woods is a Bad Human Being

I was always jealous of Hank Haney’s gig. Being Tiger Woods’ swing coach, I surmised, was about as difficult as being Megan Fox’s beauty consultant. Boy was I wrong. The Dallas-based golf guru rips Woods in a Golf Digest article, saying of his relationship with Tiger: “It didn’t get dysfunctional; it always…