Mavs Sweep L.A. Raise Your Hand If You Saw This One Coming.

After attending last Tuesday’s sluggish opener at American Airlines Center, I didn’t exactly think the Dallas Mavericks were a hideous outfit that would miss the playoffs. But I certainly didn’t see them beating the Los Angeles Lakers. Maybe: 1) The Washington Wizards don’t suck. 2) The Mavs don’t either. Hung…

But Who’d Win an Actual Battle of the Bands?

No doubt you’ve already heard (and just pretended you didn’t): Daughtry’s landed the halftime gig at Cowboys Stadium on Thanksgiving Day, the annual kickoff for the Salvation Army’s Red Kettle campaign. Which prompted this locker-room meeting of the musical minds on Friday: Free Reign, meet Daughtry — which, apparently, is…

Wowboys 38, Seahags 17: My Top 10 Observations.

10. Ten. That’s how many Cowboys caught passes Sunday. Of the players eligible to be a receiver, only Tashard Choice got shut out. 9. Halloween hangover. The end of Daylight Savings Time. Whatever. Something weird was going on at Cowboys Stadium, for I coulda swore I saw Bobby Carpenter make…

Head Coach Jerry Jones? We’re Closer Than Ever.

Since the day he arrived at Valley Ranch in 1989 Jerry Jones has been in charge of well, you remember, everything from socks and jocks. But this morning on his weekly visit with me and Newy Scruggs on 105.3 The Fan Jerry – more unequivocal, more crystal clear and more adamant…

Give Me Roy Williams over Terrell Owens

Not over their careers obviously, because Terrell Owens is a no-brainer Hall of Famer and Roy Williams is a one-time Pro Bowler who in 2006 snuck in only after Torry Holt backed out with an injury. But this year – horrible for both as of yet – I’ll take Williams…

What’s So Appealing About Gorgeous Women in their Underwear Tackling Each Other? If You Have to Ask, You Won’t Want To See the Lingerie Football League’s Dallas Desire.

OK, here goes: I don’t much care for women’s sports. Because, let’s face it, they’re inferior. Call me a sexist, chauvinistic pig if you must. Just admit I’m right. It’s not that I don’t think women should work or vote or be astronauts or president. It’s just that I don’t…

Texas-OU at Night? Doesn’t Sound Like It.

Maybe you saw Michael Lindenberger’s story in The News this morning about the Dallas Area Rapid Transit board meeting yesterday, during which DART officials found that DART officials didn’t do anything wrong during the Fair Park eff-up that resulted in folks missing a big hunk o’ Texas-OU. And maybe you…

Dallas Stars Fans, um, I Got Some Bad News

Tom Hicks reiterated yesterday that his hockey team – unlike his baseball team – isn’t for sale. My condolences, Stars fans. Also last weekend Liverpool soccer fans marched in protest against Hicks before a game against rival Manchester United. I know Hicks is personally rich enough to put caviar in…

Wizards 102, Mavwrecks 91: My Top 10 Observations

10. There was some good news out of the Dallas Mavericks’ hideous 102-91 loss to the Washington Wizards last night at American Airlines Center. Bruce Hornsby – a long-time buddy of head coach Rick Carlisle – played a stirring National Anthem on the piano. (But, dude, he has the limpest/wimpiest…

NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 8

Like the BCS, style points count. So do geeky, black-and-white stats such as touchdowns and quarterback rating. Wins and losses? Definitely. Leadership? Uh-huh. When it comes to my weekly NFL Quarterback Rankings – if I had one of those little encircled R’s to signify a trademarked idea, it’d go here – the…

Happy Basketball! Do You Believe in These Dallas Mavericks?

Last time we saw our Dallas Mavericks it wasn’t pretty was ugly. Jason Terry was flopping (only 15 points per game), the defense was floundering (surrendering 115 per game) and owner Mark Cuban was flapping (his gums at Kenyon Martin’s mom) in a 5-game playoff loss to the athletically superior Denver…

Jesse Holley Makes a Fine Catch

As promised, I ventured to Grand Prairie’s Quick Trip Park Friday night for some Dallas Desire Lingerie Football. In a word: Loved it. And not just the toned female physiques running around in their bras and panties. (Though, if you haven’t seen Erin Marie Garrett in and/or out of “uniform”,…

Miles to Go Before We … Believe in Austin?

Turns out Miles Austin is Mr. Fix It. Who knew? Wade Phillips’ job insecurity. Jason Garrett’s credibility. The Terrell Owens supporters. Tony Romo’s playmaking. Don’t look now, but the undrafted receiver from Monmouth took care of all those and more the last two weeks of the Dallas Cowboys’ season. And…

Wowboys 37, Filthy Birds 21: My Top 10 Observations

10. Linebacker Keith Brooking’s performance and passion is refreshing. The way he was running past and taunting Atlanta’s bench and his old Falcons’ teammates after big plays today, he’s quickly become the Cowboys’ version of Brian Dawkins. All great teams have one. 9. A 16-point blowout of a quality opponent is…