Mowed Down in Motown

Well, you were warned. Actually, the Texas Rangers played decent baseball in Detroit this week despite a three-game sweep. Just not so sure they played smart baseball. Especially in this afternoon’s 4-3 loss to the Tigers, their franchise-record 11th consecutive defeat in Detroit. Nursing a 3-3 tie in the bottom…

Jerry Jones is Not Impressed By Your 72-Inch Flat Screen TV

Before switching on the enormous new video board hanging above the Cowboys Stadium field, Jerry Jones made it clear — as only Jerry can — just what the new board would mean for fans sitting in the stands: “You’re not gonna know whether you saw it happening directly on the…

Cowboys’ New Video Board is Big. But Is It High Enough?

While the Dallas Cowboys held this week’s minicamp at their temporary home (Carrollton’s Standridge Stadium), their new home is about to become a really cool home. Cowboys Stadium will today officially debut as the world’s biggest media room. This afternoon owner Jerry Jones will press the power button on Jonestown Coliseum’s 60-yard video boards. (Having…

The Cowboys Pick Up the Pieces After the Valley Ranch Collapse

There’s a man buried under your jokes. In the wake of the Dallas Cowboys’ Valley Ranch practice facility collapsing during a thunderstorm on May 2, you’ve heard them. Perhaps repeated them: The Dallas Cowboys don’t implode only in December. God really hated their draft. Hello, wind column! I come today…

Wanted: Dirk or Dirt?

In light of Cristal Taylor’s first comments since being arrested at Dirk Nowitzki’s house earlier this month, I’ve heard reactions ranging from “Wow, this is getting juicy!” to “I wonder how Brad Townsend would feel if we started digging into his life?” The saga reads as if ripped from the grocery-store tabloids:…

Can the Mavs Draft Their Way Back Into Contention?

As we prepare to watch the Lakers turn the Thuggets (L.A. in 7) into mere mortals in the Western Conference Finals, let’s ponder what the Mavs can do to get back into the NBA’s final four. *Re-sign Jason Kidd? *A sign-and-trade with Kidd? *Trade Erick Dampier and Jerry Stackhouse to…

‘House of Cards?

Was watching the Orlando Magic dethrone the Boston Celtics last night and it re-dawned on me that the Mavericks need a savvy, veteran player who can create – and make – his own shot. Who’s not afraid to initiate a physical confrontation. Who’s fearless. A player like the Magic’s Hedo…

REDdy Or Not: Rangers Reality Check

On this glorious morning of May 18, 2009, I hereby pronounce that your Texas Rangers are champions legit magical contenders. Look, I’ve been a Rangers fan since I witnessed Frank Howard whistle a homer out to center in old Arlington Stadium back in April of 1972. Like you, I’m happy and…

Fourth and Long: A Premiere With Purpose

Check out this slideshow for more photos from the party.For the first time in a long time, the Dallas Cowboys are actually acting like a unified team. In the wake of the Valley Ranch practice facility collapse on May 2, last night’s premiere of Spike TV’s new reality series Fourth…

Your Dallas Mavericks: Now What?

The body was still warm. The emotions, still raw. But when it comes to the Dallas Mavericks, Charles Barkley doesn’t give a damn. “They got problems,” the rotund, ridiculous TNT analyst said last night in the minutes after Dallas’ elimination by the Denver Nuggets. “They gotta get younger and more physical…

Variety Brands Irvin’s Series a Fumble

After the jump, Michael Irvin’s appearance on FOX News yesterday, where it took Sean Hannity all of one minute and 48 seconds to bring up “drugs, adultery.” Irvin, of course, was on to talk up — sort of — his new SpikeTV series 4th and Long, wherein a dozen pro-football…

One Last Time, With Feeling: A-Fraud

Before we hop onto the bandwagon of your first-place Texas Rangers, let me chunk one more rock at Alex Rodriguez. And myself. Back in 2004 – in the couple months between leaving the Fort Worth Star-Telegram and joining the Dallas Observer – I got word that A-Rod twice frequented the Dallas…

Mavericks-Nuggets: A Requiem in 5 Predictable Parts

Hindsight, they say, is 20/20. Sometimes, unfortunately, so is foresight. On Friday, May 1 I picked the Denver Nuggets to eliminate the Dallas Mavericks in five games. Last night it came to pass, in the form of Nuggets 124, Mavs 110. Dirk Nowitzki was as gritty as he was great…

Opponents Can’t Defend Dirk Nowitzki. So Richie Whitt Will Do It.

If things go badly in Denver, the Dallas Mavericks have lost this series. But Dirk Nowitzki should’ve won your heart. Despite being sucker-shoved by Kenyon Martin, lambasted by TNT’s chorus of critics, privately duped and publicly humiliated by his former fiancée, screwed by the referees and frustrated almost to tears…

Super Bowl XLV Comes to Dallas! Sorta!!

We all know the NFL’s ultimate game will be played at Jonestown Coliseum on Feb. 6, 2011 – or 633 days from now. But, after yesterday’s grand gala in Arlington, here’s the roster of Super Bowl XLV’s other coming attractions: NFL Headquarters: Hilton Anatole Hotel NFC Team Hotel: Omni Mandalay, Las Colinas…

Mavs-Nuggets Game 5: How ‘Bout Some Live Blogging?!

Since we’re too skeered to be in Denver’s volatile Pepsi Center tonight, noted Mavs expert Mike Fisher and I decided it’d be a good idea to watch the game “together”. Just the four of us: Him, me and our computers. The result: Live Mavs-Thuggets Game 5 in-game blogging commencing right here on this…

Mavs-Nuggets: Irrationally Optimistic Game 5 Preview

Let’s keep this short and sweet, as I’m scurrying off to Las Vegas this morning to accept a CLIO Award. (No, check that, they’re whispering in my ear that my schedule actually calls for an Observer staff meeting in Uptown.) Guess the awards will have to live with appearances from Mavs…

Attention K-Mart Shoppers: He’s Still a Thug

I was waiting for Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban to apologize. But to CBS 11 camerman Bill Ellis, not Kenyon Martin’s mom. He issued an “I’m sorry” to her? For what exactly?! As you probably know by now, I detest peer-pressure, politically correct apologies. I’m not suggesting Cuban’s cyber-sorry to Lydia…