Now that, my friends, was a basketball game. A playoff basketball game, with everything on it. Delicious. Considering they still won’t win this series, the Mavericks had every reason to fold. And after the week he’s had, Dirk Nowitzki had every reason to pout. Instead? Dirk produced one of the grittiest…
You know that stupid VH1 show Best Week Ever? Well, when VH2 comes out with Worst Week Ever I’ve got a candidate: Your Dallas Mavericks, May 3-10, 2009. Sunday: Lose Game 1 to Denver Nuggets/ Fail to respond when Kenyon Martin punks star Dirk Nowitzki with a forearm to the back…
So much for winning. And so much for losing with class and dignity. Yes, unequivocally, the Mavericks got screwed in Saturday’s Game 3 loss to the Denver Nuggets. (We didn’t need – or really want – an admission by the NBA to confirm that.) But despite the team’s latest case of…
*The Mavs haven’t lost four in a row since … *Cattle-prodded by Saturday’s historic hose job, Dallas will … Oh screw it. Tonight’s game tips at 8:30. Wear black…
Speaking of players addressing the media in the most uncomfortable of predicaments, my I re-introduce one Leon Lett. Everyone remembers the former Dallas Cowboy’s all-time gaffes – at Super Bowl XXVII and in the snow against the Miami Dolphins in 1993. But afterward – unlike Dirk Nowitzki – Lett went…
Before Game 1: Doubtless. After Game 1: Defiant. Before Game 2: Determined. After Game 2: Depressed. Before Game 3: Desperate? Delusional? Dead? Fine, then you tell me. For my prediction of Thuggets in 5 to remain in play, the Mavericks have to win a game at home either tomorrow afternoon…
Dirk Nowitzki bought her a ring. Bought her a dog. Bought her entire pack of lies. Sad to say, he went for Crystal Cristal Taylor’s exaggerated, elaborate head fake. Couple of weeks ago the Dallas Mavericks’ star gave an in-depth interview to the German newspaper Bild. In it, he talked about…
Talking to reporters after the Mavericks’ morning practice, Dirk Nowitzki didn’t have much to add to reports that Cristal Taylor, the woman arrested at his home yesterday, is in fact his pregnant fiancee.”It’s pretty obvious I’m going through a tough time in my personal life right now, but like I…
Couple of days back, the National Football League announced that 16 so-called “legacy games” would be played this season in honor of the American Football League’s 50th anniversary. One of those games takes place in Kansas City on October 11, when the Dallas Cowboys play … the Dallas Texans. In…
A couple of weeks back we learned that United League Baseball would be setting up shop on the shores of the Trinity River, in the very same 60-acre spot where Irving-based JPI abandoned its own ambitious plans. So happens that at 3:30 p.m. today, ULB co-founders John Bryant and Byron…
So you’re having a beer at your favorite watering hole. Next thing you know, zombies. Through the door. Crashing in the windows. Falling from the ceiling. Purgatory-confined, blood-thirsty zombies. Everywhere. This hasn’t happened to me in a while, but when it does I want an athlete to be my bodyguard…
Sometimes I have hope for this big ol’ rock after all. With the Dallas Cowboys named as the construction company and the lead engineer denying hands-on involvement, the aftermath of the team’s practice facility collapse is eventually going to get ugly. And pricey. But out of the rubble emerges some sanity, in…
If this pisses off Dirk Nowitzki and Mark Cuban and the suddenly trendy bandwagon of MFFLers, so be it. After watching the nauseating Game 1 of the NBA Western Conference Semifinals, it has to be said: I’m sick and tired of watching the Dallas Mavwimps. I know it won’t ruffle…
Dear Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith and Chris Webber, And I mean this is the nicest way possible: Shut the fuck up! At the very least, actually listen before talking. Who knows, you might not make complete asshohles of yourselves next time. We all wish Mavs’ star Dirk Nowitzki was blessed with more…
Already being out-jumped, out-run, out-dunked and out-funked, the Dallas Mavericks last night became a desperate team suddenly out-manned. And after another thorough loss to the Denver Nuggets – this one 117-105 in Game 2 of the NBA’s Western Conference Semifinals – it’s inevitable the Mavs will soon be simply out…
It’s taken one month to realize that Texas Rangers’ rookie shortstop Elvis Andrus would be okay. It took one play last night to remember he’s going to be a star. For once, I think it’s safe to say the Texas Rangers knew what they were doing. In last night’s 6-5…
Certain that my prediction of Thuggets in 5 is spot on, my head is bursting with pride. But desperately wanting my Mavericks to pull the upset, my heart is breaking with pain. Before tonight’s pivotal Game 2 at Denver’s Pepsi Center, let’s allow the ticker to momentarily win the tug-o’-war over the…
It was just last week I was watching The Science Channel’s Build It Bigger. The show details modern construction marvels, and this episode zeroed in on Jonestown Coliseum. “An engineering marvel that will revolutionize the football experience,” the host gloated in detailing Cowboys owner Jerry Jones’ meticulous attention to details…
Mike Fisher – DallasBasketball.com With his team trailing only 90-82 and eight minutes remaining in Sunday’s Game 1 of the NBA Western Conference semifinals against the Denver Nuggets, Dallas Mavericks’ point guard Jason Kidd sailed a cross-court pass for … nobody? Lisa Salters? John Elway? Who knows? The ball whistled past Ryan Hollins and…
A break in the storm Saturday night drew a crowd of about a dozen gawkers — Unfair Park among them — alongside the network TV vans for a look at what remained of the Cowboys’ training bubble.WFAA’s Arnold Payne captured this chilling video of the collapse from inside, but by…
I sincerely hope I’m wrong about this, but I have a feeling we’re all about to get really pissed. Watching the most athletic – and by far the most animated and arrogant – team in the NBA knock the Dallas Mavericks out of the playoffs could be very painful. Get out your hate…
The kind folks at SpikeTV have passed along this sneak peek at Michael Irvin’s Fourth and Long, his limited-run series featuring a bunch of washed-out Dallas Cowboys wanna-bes set to debut on The Dude Network next month. The series was shot earlier this year at the Cotton Bowl and features…
