DwYane Wade = Failure. Mission Accomplished?

OK, admittedly this may be a tad premature. We’ve still got – what? – 4.5 months left of NBA regular season. But what happened last night in Miami was too delicious to bypass. Turkey comes Thursday. Monday night the appetizer was served. Last week I officially wished failure upon the unfortunate noggin’…

Josh Hamilton Should Win AL MVP Today. Right?

For months I’ve been saying that Rangers’ outfielder Josh Hamilton is the best player in baseball. Today he’ll at least be validated as the Most Valuable Player in his own American League. Around 1 p.m. Hamilton should win AL MVP, joining Jeff Burroughs (1974), Juan Gonzalez (’96, ’98), Ivan Rodriguez…

By George I Think He’s Done It! Yep, He Definitely Did It.

Would you rather your football team – like the Dallas Cowboys – implode during a 1-7 start, fire its head coach and be done by Halloween? Or would you rather your football team – like FC Dallas – make it all the way to the Super Bowl only to dramatically lose…

Cowboys 35, Lions 19: My Top 10 Observer-ations

10. Two-game winning streak be damned, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones isn’t getting too caught up in his team’s re-booting: “I want to say it again: No fan should think I’m happy with the way things are,” Jones said after his team’s win Sunday at Cowboys Stadium. “I’m happy having these two…

The Roy Williams Trade: Cowboys > Lions?

On Tuesday, October 14, 2008, the Dallas Cowboys traded for receiver Roy Williams. In exchange, they sent to the Detroit Lions a first- third- and sixth-round draft pick in 2009. Matching him with Terrell Owens, the move was supposed to give the Cowboys yet another elite weapon en route to being…

Stop it. Ron Washington Did Not Get Hosed.

Texas Rangers’ manager Ron Washington deserves credit. But not a trophy. I was neither surprised nor disappointed yesterday when Minnesota Twins’ skipper Ron Gardenhire was named American League Manager of the Year. While he led his team to 94 wins and a division championship despite major injuries to closer Joe Nathan and…

MLB Says Texas Rangers’ Lawyers “Decided to Rewrite History” in Request for $5.4 Million in Bankruptcy Fees, Claims Tom Hicks “Appeared” to Use Bidding Process to Hold Onto Franchise

The Texas Rangers’ incredible October playoff run made this summer’s messy bankruptcy saga easier to forget, but the court filings continue, with Major League Baseball alleging that the team’s law firm deviated “sharply from the facts” when portraying MLB as “iron-fisted and overbearing.” In a response filed Monday to an…

Dirk Screws Up, Mavericks Lose

Love me some Dirk Nowitzki, the most underrated, under-appreciated athlete in the history of Dallas/Fort Worth sports. Behind him and his finesse game of around 25 points and 10 rebounds this season, the Mavs will win 50-55 games and make the NBA’s Western Conference playoffs as the 3-6 seed. But …..

2010 NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 11

Like the BCS, style points count. So do geeky, black-and-white stats such as touchdowns and quarterback ratings. Wins and losses? Definitely. Leadership? Uh-huh. When it comes to my weekly NFL Quarterback Rankings — if I had one of those little encircled R’s to signify a trademarked idea, it’d go here — the…

As of Right Now, I’m Wishing Failure Upon …

Dwyane Wade in specific. And the Miami Heat in general. Take this lightly if you wish, but consider the career/personal plunges of my previous targets: *Terrell Owens (cut by the Cowboys, irrelevant as Buffalo Bill). *Tiger Woods (lost his wife, reputation and No. 1 ranking). *Brett Favre (no ankle and/or playoff…

Clint Hurdle Gone. Batter Up?!

Neftali Feliz is the American League Rookie of the Year. Deservedly so. Cliff Lee’s Arkansas friends can’t imagine him leaving Texas for New York. Fingers crossed. But now Texas Rangers’ hitting coach Clint Hurdle is the new manager of the Pittsburgh Pirates. What becomes of Josh Hamilton’s toe-tapless swing? I…

Jason Garrett and His Imaginary In-House

As I’ve said before, I like Jason Garrett. Really do. Got to know him a little bit personally when he was a backup and I was beat writer out at Valley Ranch in the ’90s. I’ve long pushed for him to be Dallas’ head coach in place of Stumbledoofus. What’s…

First the Texas Rangers. Now FC Dallas?!

Last month your Texas Rangers finally made it to baseball’s World Series. Hasn’t been quite as long of a wait, but FC Dallas is at last in soccer’s MLS Cup. With a 3-0 victory over the Los Angeles Galaxy Sunday night, FC Dallas won Major League Soccer’s Western Conference and…

Cowboys 33, Giants 20: My Top 10 Observer-ations

10. It took all of one play to smack you in the kisser with the fact that these were not your same ol’ Stumbledoofus Cowboys. Bruised ribs and all, cornerback Terence Newman tackled Mario Manningham for a 2-yard loss after a catch on New York’s first play. Against the Packers last…

Veterans Day, Meet Texas High School Football Veterans Week

On Veterans Day we stop — if only for a minute — to thank all those who have served in our military and fought to provide us the freedom to do things like vote, drink beer, sleep in if we want and, of course, blog insanely and/or sharply and anonymously criticize those…

If I Was Jason Garrett …

The new/interim head coach of the Dallas Cowboys made some changes on his first day in charge at Valley Ranch. Mostly, players were met by this message — in all caps, and in red — on the daily grease board when they arrived: FULL PADS. “I was like ‘Whoa’,” says linebacker DeMarcus Ware. “That…