Cowboys Training Camp 8.2.10: My Top 10 Observations

10. Dez Bryant, wearing a walking boot on his sprained right ankle, made several nice plays in Monday’s only workout. But he wasn’t on the receiving end, but rather the passing end. Bryant threw left-handed passes to receivers, who in a seemingly lazy drill attempted to make one-hand catches. 9…

The Drive From Dallas to San Antonio: My Top 10 Observations

Arrived safely in The Alamo City for some Dallas Cowboys training camp Sunday afternoon after a brisk 4:37:00 drive that included exactly zero stops. 10. There is no easy way to get onto I35 south from 75. On Woodall Rogers there is down-to-one-lane construction and falling walls. And I’ve been…

Cliff Lee is Great, But His Offensive Support Sucks

Breaking news: To win a baseball game – even with your best pitcher on the mound – a team must score a run. Even two. Cliff Lee was good – not great – Sunday in a 4-1 loss to the Anaheim Angels. He pitched another complete game, something he’s done in all…

Wanna Be Friends With Tony Romo?

Not the going-to-Six-Flags kind of friend, mind you — the Dallas Cowboys QB doesn’t want to, like, hang out with you or anything. But for a few bucks he’ll, oh, I dunno, bake a virtual birthday cake and send your pal a happy-happy video via the Facebook. So note this…

Dez Bryant’s Injury Makes Karma Happy and Jerry Jones Mad

Was it, as Roy Williams denies, karma? Or was it, as Jerry Jones suggests, Wade Phillips’ fault? Either way, the ankle injury suffered here in San Antonio Friday afternoon by rookie receiver Dez Bryant has yanked the momentum of Dallas Cowboys’ training camp to a screeching halt. Super Bowl expectations remain entrenched,…

Dear Dez: No, It’s Not the Media’s Fault. It’s Your Fault.

Well, that didn’t take long. Four days into his Dallas Cowboys’ career Dez Bryant started blaming that damned ol’ media for his mistakes. Be patient Dez, your Diva Club card is being laminated as we speak. Bryant, whom I wholly endorsed on draft day and who has dazzled on the field at training…

Former Trinity High School Cornerback Tackles Michael Vick

I’ve seen Spike TV’s Pros vs. Joes a couple times. Love the concept. Ordinary(ish) guys take on professional athletes in their sport. Handicapped, of course. Classic episode was Pacman Jones getting legitimately pissed when a nobody caught a touchdown on him in a game of flag football. Tonight the series…

Texas Rangers to Show Their LUV This Morning

Can’t recall the last time I recorded Rangers games — ’99, maybe? Nevertheless, even a few hours later Nelson Cruz’s 10th-inning walk-off last night was a thrilling thing of beauty — and towering enough to put the Rangers eight and a half up over both the A’s and Angels, so…

Camp Cowboy: Early Observations From Afar

I’ll be down in San Antonio for Dallas Cowboys’ training camp next week. For now, I’m making calls. Talking to spies. Trying to get the skinny by chewing the fat. Some thoughts: New offensive tackle Alex Barron is better than expected. And Doug Free has struggled with his quickness at left…

Baseball Saying Yes to No

Tampa Bay Rays’ pitcher Matt Garza tossed a no-hitter last night. It was the fifth this season in Major League Baseball, most since 1991. Funny thing is, now the San Diego Padres and New York Mets are the only current teams without a no-no in their history. Interesting thing is, what gives? Can it…

If Only Martellus Bennett Could Play Football

At this rate, Dallas Cowboys tight end Martellus Bennett will finish the season with more apologies than catches. Again yesterday Marty B was trying to explain another episode of “embarrassing the franchise”, this time when nude self-portraits showed up on the internet at a site called mediatakeout.com. No big deal, really…

Dez Bryant Catching Passes, Dropping Duties

Roy Williams can’t carry Dez Bryant’s jock, so why should the Dallas Cowboys’ rookie receiver carry the veteran’s pads? Because he’s a rookie, that’s why. Troy Aikman baked cookies and took them on the team plane. As a Texas Rangers’ rookie, Jarrod Saltalamacchia wore a diaper on a road trip…