Whitt’s End: 3.19.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Fort Worth Star-Telegram columnist Randy Galloway – who’s forgotten more Rangers’ baseball than I’ll ever learn – says a disgruntled former employee blackmailed the organization and ultimately leaked the story of manager…

Whitt’s End: 3.12.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *I said upon hearing the Josh Howard-for-Caron Butler trade during the NBA All-Star break that the Dallas Mavericks were not only re-shaping their roster but re-booting their playoff prospects. I had…

If SMU Has Grown Tired of Matt Doherty, I Got a Name For You

Make it 17 years and counting that SMU won’t be invited to March Madness. With head coach Matt Doherty’s rebuilding program on a pace that’s as slow as refrigerated honey – or is it simply a treadmill? – is it time for a change? SMU’s latest losing season was buried…

Why Are There So Many Latina Transexuals?

Dear Mexican: I’ve always been attracted to transgendered women since I was about 13. I’ve noticed, however, that most trannies are Hispanic. Now, before you say that this is ¡Ask a Mexican!, not ¡Ask a Hispanic!, I’ve also noticed that more than half of all Hispanic transsexuals are Mexican. What’s…

Vegas Vacation: My Top 10 Observations

10. You know it’s going to be an interesting trip when – upon the first hint of turbulence 30 minutes from touchdown in Las Vegas – the person directly behind you throws up sorta into the barf bag. “Turb-yoo-lance ain’t no good, mayne,” said the dude. Words can’t describe the…