Whitt’s End: 1.29.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *One month into 2010, how’s your New Year’s resolution going? Mine? I was gonna be more positive and less cynical and … oh, screw it. Resolutions never last or else they’d…

Henpecked: Schutze’s New Journalism Hero

Well, as usual, The Dallas Morning News prints stuff, and then it’s up to me to come along behind them and do clean-up on the story. What am I? Their journalistic janitor? Mariana Greene, The News’s garden editor and author of a column called “Gardening Fool,” has a story in…

Thursday %$#@&*^%!!!!!!!

Today’s offering will be short and not-so-sweet. Reason? Commute from McKinney, Texas to Fitzhugh and 75, Dallas: 1 hour, 37 minutes. Rain. Wrecks. And the HOV phenomenon. Goes like this: People cavalierly ignore the rules of the road and drive their solo vehicles in the HOV lane. Cops pull a stake-out and slow…

Is Gabacho Love for Taco Bell Good or Bad for Mexicans?

Why do so many Mexicans work for Taco Bell and El Pollo Loco? Don’t they know they only add a false credence to the belief that this is Mexican cuisine? The bastardizing of the truly great and diverse food of Mexico by the money-hungry corporations of the United States, I…

Out Of Order: The Chipotle “Ensalada de Meat Four Ways”

Each week Out Of Order challenges restaurants to defend their dishes against someone trying desperately to mess things up. We hope to find a few who say the customer isn’t always right. Ensalada de Meat Four WaysBowl of lettuce with chicken, barbacoa, carnitas and steak with jalapeño Tabasco sauce.I was…

Whitt’s End: 1.22.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Been meaning to get to this, but The Ticket is so dominant in Metroplex sports talk radio that at this point it’s like digging up Barbaro for another kick to the…

What Am I Gonna Do Now That Cowboys Season is Over? Laugh.

During the 1999 NBA Finals between the Spurs and Knicks I was in New York, covering the series for the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. After a particularly long, fun and, yes, expensive off night at this fine establishment, I awoke at around 4 a.m. sprawled out on my hotel bed. Boxers…

Out of Order: The Asian Mint “Pad Thai Piña Collision”

Pad Thai Piña CollisionPad Thai Woon Sen (chicken, shrimp, clear noodles and tofu) with pineapple, cashews and squid.After I failed last week to get a rise out of the folks at Which Wich by ordering something terrible, it occurred to me that the problem might have had less to do…

Schutze Bawk-Bawks at Houseguest

Lori Stahl, over on The News’s Park Cities Blog, is making light of a serious situation in my home. My wife got talked into bringing a lost chicken into the house this week. You could talk her into rescuing anything. She’s never come home with a lost gorilla (and I…

Talkin’ Trash About the City’s 311 System

The Schutze household has been working on a mystery all day about how to call the city for bulk trash pickup if the trucks keep skipping your block during pickup week. We found that we could not reach 311 — the service number for the city — from our cell…

Dallas-Haiti Project Offers Chance to Help

In order to help Haiti, you don’t have to just sling cash out into the great unknown. Several groups in Dallas have long-standing involvement in relief efforts there — among them Dallas-Haiti Project, which has been around for eight years. It began with nine women connected with St. Michael and…

Whitt’s End: 1.15.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Haven’t gotten a chance to ask him about it yet, but did I miss something or is Babe Laufenberg leaving CBS 11? Maybe he was buying CBS 11. Did I get…

One Last Thing About “One More Thing”

Well, we’re sort of zeroing in, slowly, on the answer to my question: Who paid for that “One More Thing” promotional video about Dallas shown to the city council yesterday? You know: scenes from around the city with exciting Dallas celebrities, like city council members, doing goofy dances, put together…