Good News — Really — From the City Hall Corruption Trial

Believe it or not—and I’m actually trying to talk myself into it—there may be a way to look at this terribly depressing City Hall corruption trial now under way in federal court and come away feeling optimistic. And I’m not talking about watching the trial while drunk. There’s sort of…

Why are Mexico’s national soccer players such poor losers?

Dear Mexican: Why does El Tri act like pendejos every time the U.S. men’s national soccer team kicks their ass? They won’t even shake hands or exchange jerseys after the game, and they always act like the U.S. got lucky with the win, even though the Americans have destroyed Mexico…

The Top 10 Reasons Austin is Better Than Dallas

10. The whole city is one big Deep Ellum. 9. Two words: Cable. Access. The people willing to pay for their 15 minutes are incredibly entertaining, if not so much talented. On Saturday morning I was momentarily mesmerized by two pasty dudes sitting really close together on a love seat…

Whitt’s End: 7.31.09

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Been buried in Camp Cowboys all week, but looks like 103.3 FM ESPN needs a new drive-time sidekick alongside Randy Galloway. Brian Estridge is leaving to co-host mornings on WBAP 820…

Why do Mexican’s Write on Crapper Walls?

Dear Mexican: Why do Mexicans at construction sites always draw a dick and vagina on the interiors of port-a-potties? They sure are not as poetic as they are artistic. Then you got the white boy reply, “Here I sit flexing a…” You should know the rest. —Original Schreck in Houston…

Whitt’s End: 7.24.09

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Once upon a time Walter Cronkite was the “most trusted man in America.” His death got me wondering who wears that crown today? The answer hurts: Oprah. *Sure smells like the…

Whitt’s End: 7.10.09

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *With the way the Texas Rangers have played and the way Andruw Jones and Elvis Andrus and Darren O’Day have performed, Jon Daniels gets my vote for MLB Executive of the…

Richie Whitt 1964-2009

Like it did with you, all these recent deaths – Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Alexis Arguello, Steve McNair and Best Damn Sports Show – got me to thinking about my own mortality. Today, the day I celebrate turning halfway to 90, I thought I’d dip my toe in the deep,…