To the 289 dear, sweet Friends of Unfair Park who’ve forwarded along the Billy Bob Bain-created “Shutze vs Price” Wordle based upon Steve Blow’s whatchamacallit yesterday, thanks. ‘Preciate ya, pal(s). Here it is for those who’ve missed it. Shutze … pardon, Schutze has already made it his computer wallpaper. And…
Dallas Morning News Metro columnist Steve Blow talked bad about me in the paper Sunday, so now, I guess, the laws of newspaper combat dictate that I must talk bad about Blow. I shall.But first, I remember this scene from way back in my newspaper childhood. Back in the late…
Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *If you’re breathlessly waiting to hear Mickey Spagnola’s take on the Cowboys cutting Terrell Owens, you’ll have to go here. Because, alas, The Ticket’s beloved “Ranch Report” is no more. Remember, Mickey was/is…
Someone not named “Jim Schutze” just posted the above video to YouTube — just in time for the Friends of Unfair Park who’ve not yet read Schutze’s very related column in this week’s Observer. An excerpt, to whet your appetite:At the end of last week, I had a detailed and…
Now that the truth is finally coming out about the Trinity River toll road project, it makes a difference to remember who said what two years ago. And not just as gotcha. The Trinity River toll road is in trouble now because the basic due diligence on it never took…
Dear Readers: Before we move on to your spicy preguntas, a bit of housecleaning. Primeramente, gracias to all the Know Nothings who responded to my 100-word-essay challenge asking them to justify loving legal Mexicans but not the illegal ones; I will publish the best entries on the April Fools’ edición…
The real tragedy of the Inland Port situation is illustrated by the sound file you can listen to at the bottom of this item — an excerpt from Cheryl Smith’s long-running program Reporter’s Round Table on KKDA-FM (104.5). If you listen to this carefully, you will discover some important things…
If we lived in California there’d be an easy explanation: Earthquake. But we live in McKinney, so there’s no logical reason why our house mysteriously shook this morning at 6 a.m. I was yanked from my sleep by what sounded like the loud, violent slamming of a door, followed by the rattling of…
Last night, after that town hall meeting, I spotted Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price standing alone outside the Harold Wendell Lang Middle School. I approached him, because the commissioner had been ducking my calls and e-mails for a couple months, and I had some business to transact with him.As…
Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Sorry to rain on Skip Bayless’ – what, 14-year? – crusade, but Troy Aikman ain’t gay. Went to the Pro Bowl and hung out with Aikman in Honolulu in ’93. Lotsa drinks. LotsaLotsa…
You know, maybe instead of a lot of wood-chopping by yours truly, I should just put this log out there and let you whup on it yourself for a while. I’m tired, man.Last Sunday The Dallas Morning News broke the story that Dallas Mayor Tom Leppert has been in talks…
Schutze is due shortly with his round-up from last night’s town hall meeting, where Mayor Tom totally rocked Harold Wendell Lang Sr. Middle School. Till then, fun with cutlines…
Back during the campaign season for the 2007 referendum on the Trinity River toll road, Dallas Morning News columnist Steve Blow and I got into this really high-flown intellectual debate where I said, “Steve, you’re stupid,” and he said, “Jim, you’re dumb,” and I said, “Steve, you’re a ninny,” and…
Wow. Have I got a story for you! Headline: Ancient riddle solved! Dallas city officials join with local newspaper to discover root cause of crime. Apartment owners! Amazing. All these eons, moral thinkers and criminologists have been sorting through possible explanations. Poor impulse control. Socio-economic disadvantage. Chromosomal mishap. Old Nick…
Dear Mexican: I believe that the words people use to describe other people, intentionally or unintentionally, reflect their political values. But I want to give you the benefit of the doubt, so I write to you. You described César Chávez as hating “illegals” in a previous column, and as being…
Been talking to people on deep background about Mayor Tom Leppert and his proposed, alleged takeover of the Dallas Independent School District. Some of this is from people who know Leppert, and some is from people who know DISD. Here is the thrust:1) Leppert’s idea about taking over the school…
Merten just got back from City Hall, where the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers just got through telling reporters that 34 of the 170 areas of the Trinity River levees are “unacceptable.” Sam will have more to come shortly — including a surprise cameo appearance by Mitchell Rasansky, who had…
If Dallas Mayor Tom Leppert doesn’t mention his ideas for taking over the Dallas school system at his town hall meeting Thursday at Harold Wendell Lang Sr. Middle School, you can bet somebody in the audience will bring it up. In fact, it sounds to me like people will be…
Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *At the risk of ruffling more Ticket feathers, the station treated one of its first-time, long-timers like shit rudely during its recent gaggle of 15th anniversary celebrations. The way I remember…
On February 11, I wrote a piece for the paper version of Unfair Park in which I said officials in New Orleans shared blame for the levee failures during Hurricane Katrina in 2005. Specifically, I wrote, “The locals had pushed and pulled for a century to get the federal government…
So the Democratic Party in Dallas County is going to slit the neck of its own highest office-holding incumbent, Dallas County Judge Jim Foster, who has committed no sin. State Senator Royce West and Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price, two of the county’s top Democrats, have declared publicly that…
Dear Mexican: What is the deal with Mexican denial when it comes to dealing with child sexual abuse? I know counselors who tell me that it’s a big problem trying to get Mexican families to admit and confront this. In my own experience, I have seen my Mexican relatives be…
