The Real History of Ross Ave.

Where the Ross Brothers are buried, really, from the Save Ross Web site Speaking of Ross Avenue, a Web site has been created to save the street — at least, its original name. The site, which comes complete with a petition, warns people that renaming Dallas’s proud Ross Avenue for…

Ask a Mexican

Dear Mexican: As a Mexican, I’m always ashamed of the fact that a lot of Mexican women just come to the United States to have babies and to use this country’s welfare. I know a lot of them that just keep having children, and they do not pay a dollar…

Low-Bid to No-Bid

Aha. Finally got my documents from Dallas Area Regional Transit. Think I may be on to something. Last November DART announced it was suddenly almost a billion dollars short in its budget for new rail line construction. DART gets its money from you. It is committed to building new lines…

It’s Friday! Time for, um, Foreclosure Talk?

Ugliest kind of scoreboard. I realize this is waaaay off topic for our little sports blog extravaganza, but I think this is worth a bending the rules. In case you haven’t heard, our economy sucks. There’s a housing crisis. We put our house on the market last October and got…

Yes, Absolutely, Do It For Santos

Mark Graham As we mentioned in 2001, Santos Rodriguez is buried at Oakland Cemetery amongst Dallas’s elite. This is the kind of morning I dread. I wake up. I pour coffee. I turn to The Dallas Morning News editorial page. I read things there that make sense. I hate this…

Ask a Mexican

Dear Mexican: Where I recently started working, Latinos make up about 95 percent of the workforce. We are, however, prohibited from speaking Spanish. Our supervisor tells us that if we can so much as speak one word of English, that we cannot speak in Spanish. We are constantly being threatened…

Homeward Banned

By any chance, were you ever one of those people from a church or synagogue or mosque or some other outfit that used to come downtown in a van and feed the homeless? I say, “used to,” because, as you know, feeding the homeless is all taken care of now…

Ross for Less

Pauline Medrano The real joke in the Ross Avenue name-change controversy is the Three Stooges double head-slap the three Latinos on the city council’s Trinity River Corridor Project committee are taking from Mayor Tom Leppert on this. In the first place, Mayor Pro Tem Elba Garcia talked Steve Salazar and…

Pardon, But Who’s Paying For the Solar-Powered Water Taxi Again?

Turn to Page 25 of your document, where you will find that a “shade structure take[s] the place of tree vegetation in this plaza preserving views of the downtown skyline and promenade.” Also: a solar-powered water taxi. And: jet packs for everyone! This morning, while the Dallas city council’s Trinity…

One Step Forward, Ten Steps Backward

Joyce Foreman On her blog yesterday, former Dallas Area Rapid Transit board member and political activist Joyce Foreman posted an item in which she called Dallas city council member Dwaine Caraway “[Mayor] Leppert’s head Negro watcher at Dallas city hall.” There has been some tittering about it already today over…

What’s in a Nombre?

One of the names nominated for the renaming of Industrial Boulevard recently was Stanley Marcus Boulevard. Walk a quarter-mile in my shoes on this, will you? Marcus’ name was one of several put forward by the public in a recent competition run by City Hall to find a new name…

Ask a Mexican

Dear Mexican: What’s with calling yourselves “La Raza”? Being Mexicans, Chicanos or whatever isn’t enough—now you’re THE race? Sounds pretty racist to me. —The Race Is On Dear Gabacho: Few things annoy the Mexican more than the Know Nothing Nation’s deliberate ignorance with this most nebulous of Mexican idioms. Despite…

Something Happening Here

Maybe it’s Obama. Something is going on, something bubbling up. I feel it all around me. Don’t you? Not just nationally but locally. Some kind of touchiness. Not touchy-feely. Touch-pokey. Things are complicated all of a sudden. When Russell Fish and I had lunch last week, the first thing we…

Ask a Mexican

Dear Readers: Gracias, merci, obrigado for the many submissions in our contest asking readers to argue in 25 words why corn tortillas are superior to flour, or vice versa. Below are the winners for some of the cities that carry the Mexican; see the full list at dallasobserver.com. Don’t see…

The Blow Back

I actually don’t want to talk about the elephant in the room. I want to talk about Steve Blow, who is biting back at me over on The Dallas Morning News’ Metro blog for criticisms I made of him Monday here on Unfair Park. And sorry if this is just…

Your Weekend Planner: Vacation Edition Redux

Now where I’d put my barrel? Yeah, I know, feels like I just got back from vacation. But you know what they say in the corporate media world, “use ‘em or lose ‘em”. They do say that, right? While I’m gone you might wanna check out our Dallas Observer Music…

The Invisibles

Sometimes people look at the wrong thing when they look at Dallas. They want to find what makes Dallas unique, so they look for something unique. But the thing that makes this region unique is its perfect, flawless, seamless lack of uniqueness. OK, I know, it needs a little explaining…

Ask a Mexican

Dear Mexican: Why are there Mexicans in the Border Patrol? What a hypocritical thing to do to our people. —Carne Asada Carlos Dear Wab: Not only are Mexicans in the Border Patrol, but la migra’s own figures show that Latinos make up about 52 percent of its force, comfortably outnumbering…

Wait, Florence Shapiro’s Jewish? Thanks, Wick. Had No Idea.

Florence Shapiro’s much more attractive than her younger lefty brother. Over on FrontBurner, D publisher Wick Allison wrote about State Senator Florence Shapiro announcing plans to run for Kay Bailey Hutchison’s U.S. Senate seat. “Question is,” Allison asks, “does she have $10 million in ready cash? For a Jewish woman…

The Observer is Comprised of Players. Who Knew?

You can’t call us losers anymore. At least to our faces. A wise man – no, come to think of it, it was this a-hole – once said that “those who can’t play, write.” At your friendly lil’ Dallas Observer, thank you very much, we can do both. After years…