My apologies. In pronouncing the death of football as ancillary entertainment in our newfound era of recession, I somehow overlooked a fledgling league of scantily clad females. Let it be known that is the first – and last – time I ever type that sentence. Turns out the Lingerie Football League is set to…
I’m working on a new theory of life. I used to think the City of Dallas was obviously the big cheese in the region — the wheel — and that all of the little surrounding municipalities were sort of cheese wedges. Maybe I had it wrong. Maybe Dallas has cheese…
When even football can’t survive, we’re officially in a recession. The Arena Football League – home to your Dallas Desperados – announced this morning that it has canceled its 2009 season because – you guessed it – shitty financial times. Actually, I believe the official wording is “suspending the 2009…
Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *I got $1 for the first person who can show me – like Tony Romo did last week – any time that Terrell Owens has ever uttered the phrase: “This one’s…
I’ll have much much much more on Terrell Owens, Tony Romo and the impending Dallas Star-Telegram later today. But for now, gimme them dice. I’m on a roll: Down to my last wager a few weeks back, we’re now within one winner of actually outfitting you guys in sexy, shining…
It’s over.Dallas Mayor Tom Leppert just cried “Uncle!” in the battle over the Southern Dallas “inland port,” an expandable map of which is available at right. Chris Heinbaugh, the mayor’s spokesman, confirmed for me by e-mail mere minutes ago reports I heard yesterday afternoon that Leppert was pulling his support…
In the ’90s I ran two Dallas White Rock Marathons. I’ll think I’ll get out there and run a couple more. Not because I want go retro like your Texas Rangers. But rather because I spent 30 minutes talking with Steve Damm. Didn’t really take that long, honestly. Dude’s story will change your perspective in a second…
Under the headline “Refined Refuge,” Traditional Home has come up what we news types here in Dallas might consider a pretty decent scoop. They have a story that answers the question: Where the hell has Laura Miller been the last year? Feathering her nest, looks like.The story is all about…
Dear Mexican: Many times, as I cross the border into the United States, I see bald cholos buying images (posters, blankets, baby bibs) of Al Pacino in Scarface. Where does such an obsession for this ugly Cuban come from? Is Tony Montana replacing la Virgencita de Guadalupe in cholos’ living…
I will put my bleeding heart up next to anybody’s bleeding heart. Community activist and blogger Sharon Boyd once told me, “Schutze, you’re so liberal you won’t even take your own side in an argument.” I favor most forms of affirmative action, especially where minority contracting is concerned. Tell me…
The Dallas Morning News this afternoon posted an editorial urging people not to worry about so-called new extra levels of government and taxation being created to make their lives hell. The editorial also castigated Chicken Little types who spread rumors of new extra levels. My bumper sticker, incidentally, reads, “Chicken…
Welcome to my dark, dank, little out-of-the-way catch-all corner.In here every Friday afternoon you’ll find those cumbersome little pieces parts, fleeting thoughts and mind crumbs I couldn’t crowbar into other posts. It’s where I’ll come to clear my head, and to clean out my notebooks.Whether you’re at the end of…
I have been worried about why George W. Bush wants to move back to Dallas. What does it say about us that he feels welcome here? Obviously he has chosen an address that may be outside the Park Cities proper but is still solidly within “The Bubble.”He will be living…
If Marion Barber was healthy. If Ben Roethlisberger was healthy. If Felix Jones and Miles Austin and Kyle Kosier were all 100 percent for Sunday’s Cowboys-Steelers game.Oh yeah, and if the field wasn’t a patch of slippery sod slop out of a Saving Private Ryan battle scene.If all those were…
Rudy Bush had a good story in The Dallas Morning News yesterday about the new Trinity River “overlook” unveiled by the city on Wednesday and how handy it is if you want to go down and marvel at the lack of progress. Basically, as Bush points out, it’s a vantage…
Dear Mexican: Why is it that those of us who oppose illegal immigration are called racist by many Mexicans? Personally, I think Hispanic people are a beautiful and diverse people who contribute tremendously to our culture (and spicy-hot as well!). At the same time I oppose illegals who wander across…
I write a lot about how the city, Dallas proper, needs to defend itself against the suburbs. Sometimes I feel as if we are an urban Jerusalem surrounded by Nebuchadnezzar and all his Babylonian, golf-playing horde. But lately I’m wondering: Who’s the horde? Them or us? I’m talking about this…
Oh, what a nice morning. I had an opportunity to check back in on an old companion of mine, the Trinity River Project, and I’m delighted to say the old boy hasn’t changed not a jot nor a tiddle. Still dressed to the nines, lying through his teeth and playin’…
One of the more astounding discoveries I have made about the Dallas school board is that its recent behavior has been based on a so-called “theory of action for change” — part of a program called The Reform Governance® Framework run by an outfit called the Center for Reform of…
Wait a minute. How many times are we going to discover that DISD is stupid? I do not think—and I suspect you do not think—it’s even interesting anymore to learn that the financial accounting system at Dallas school headquarters looks like something the cat coughed up. Do you even read…
Dear Mexican: I hear all the time that 12 million illegal immigrants live in the United States. Is that true? Who counted them? How did they do it? Is there a turnstile at the border tallying up illegals and stamping their hands with neon glowing cartoon characters so they can…
If Boot Town can go out of business in Texas and if home builder D.R. Horton can lose $800 million and have its stock price shoot up because it’s not that bad, then in this absurd, quirky financial climate anything’s possible. Even, perhaps, a winning streak? A colossal…
