Five Things You Will Find at Every Massive Pop Show

Earlier this week Justin Timberlake took his immaculately conceived three-hour extravaganza to American Airlines Center. It was the perfect pop show, utterly devoid of commentary — just the larger-than-live presence of a star and his silky-smooth musical meal. Lest we sound disparaging here, it should be said: You can ask…

The Ten Best Grunge Bands

A couple of weeks ago, Pearl Jam played the American Airlines Center and rocked the hell out of the place. But after all of these years, can anyone still call Pearl Jam a grunge band? As someone who was in college when the grunge sound came wallowing out of Seattle,…

Your Guide to Holiday Drinking at Your Hometown Bar

You’re home for the the Holidays, and you start to get that restless feeling. It’s perfectly natural. The evening’s winding down, and the Thanksgiving spread is now a pile of dishes you don’t want to wash. Maybe there were kids running around all day and you’d like some grown up…

Why It Sucks to Be a Woman Who Raves

As a self-respecting female with professional aspirations and a desire to be taken seriously as an individual, it’s become increasingly difficult to identify with American electronic dance music culture without feeling kind of irresponsible. By Kat Bein Six or seven years ago, the playing field was pretty even. We went…

Stop Calling Elton John “Flamboyant”

Part of why I write is because I think words are important. They are similar to songs in that the right one in the right place at the right time can absolutely change your life. Words are not meaningless or forgettable, no matter what Depeche Mode might claim. By Jaime…

The Album Is Not Dying, Despite What You May Have Heard

“The album is dying in front of our very eyes,” Variety columnist and music business know-it-all Bob Lefsetz wrote recently based on weak LP sales, including Katy Perry’s Prism, which sold only about 220,000 copies in its first week. “If your plan is to increase your audience, spread the word…

The Advantages of Heavy Metal Yoga

It’s a Tuesday night, and I am sitting on a yoga mat in the back of a former grocery store in Pittsburgh, spreading my legs as far as they can go. I reflexively turn to see how the woman next to me is managing her dragonfly pose when I realize…

Ten Things That Piss Off Your Door Guy

Photo: Erik Hess[Editor’s note: The Door Guy dispenses advice for our sister blog Gimme Noise] The Door Guy. He’s seen and heard it all. Pukes puking. Bros fighting. Liars lying about the guest list to get by him. Drunks falling. Your “Turn up!” is his “Calm down!” Frankly, he hates…

The Magic of Arena-Sized Pop Tours

Many listeners still can’t help but disregard certain artists based solely on the fact that they are commercially successful. This assumes that popularity and talent are mutually exclusive — pop music is the great enemy to art. To those who have doubts concerning the joy these artists can deliver, you…

Six Nu-Metal Bands You Shouldn’t Be Ashamed To Like

There’s a lot of bad music out there. There are always people debating genres like contemporary country & Western and top 40 music, but at the end of the day, the most reviled and defenseless genre of all is nu-metal. Too whiny to be intimidating and too dumb to be…

Restaurants Are Ditching Paper Menus, and That’s Not Good News

My iPhone and I are currently not on speaking terms. While I couldn’t begin to guess what I have done to damage our relationship, my laundry list of grievances is growing more quickly than my backlog of software updates. My home button works with such irregularity I’m convinced it’s being…

Dallas Drinks Less Than Any Other Big City in America, Poll Finds

A new Harris Interactive poll queried 2,000 adults in top U.S. markets and determined some facts about our local drinking habits that may be harder to swallow than a shot of rail gin. Residents in cities like Philadelphia, L.A., Washington, D.C, and others were asked about how often they consume…

Why Metal Machine Music is Lou Reed’s Greatest Album

If a tsunami of tasteless social media updates didn’t clue you in already, Lou Reed has died. He was a writer, a guitarist, a singer–a visionary. As the principal songwriter of pioneering ’60s act The Velvet Underground, he punched a whole in the veil separating rock music and art. As…

The Ten Best Horror Movie Soundtracks

Halloween should be filled with good, albeit strange, music. Horror film soundtracks provide the most suitable gateway to such enjoyment. From grotesque to gorgeous, these represent our ten favorite offerings (in reverse order). Enjoy…

Ted Cruz Admits He Hates Avocados, Is No Longer Fit to Serve Texas

Since his election, Texas Senator Ted Cruz has riled liberals and even irked fellow conservatives with a faux filibuster, his condescending tone with other lawmakers and his willingness to hold the country’s economy hostage to score cheap points with his base. But this week, Cruz crossed the uncrossable line, breaching…

The Seven Norwegian Bands You Should Know (Other Than Ylvis)

The viral video hit “The Fox (What Does the Fox Say)” by Norwegian comedy duo Ylvis has exploded on Youtube, earning 151 million views as of October 23rd. The success of this Norwegian duo calls for an audit of Norwegian bands. Norwegian music is likely influenced by the country’s sparse…

Steve Earle’s Top Seven Songs About Texas

As he nears 60 years of age, Steve Earle is a bearded musical buddha. He’s also most certainly one of the greatest living songwriters. His career hasn’t been as lengthy as that of Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen or Merle Haggard, but since he hit the scene in the mid-1980s with…