The Rangers Even Suck at Sucking

Behind a seven-inning, two-run start from Nick Tepesch and a two-run ninth inning, walkoff rally capped off by Adam Rosales’ game-winning RBI single over a drawn-in infield, the Rangers knocked off the Angels yesterday, ending a four-game losing streak overall and a nine-game skid against the Halos. It was yet…

Photos of Jerry Jones Mid-Grope Are Not the Best Part of the Story

Earlier this morning, a series of photos hit Deadspin ostensibly showing Cowboys’ owner Jerry Jones engaged in various stages of sexually suggestive conduct with two unidentified women. In its initial post, Deadspin asked for help finding the photos’ provenance. The apparent story behind the photos, posted a few hours later…

Dallas’ Sports Teams Are Staffed By Idiots

Ahh, the post All-Star Break, post World Cup, post LeBron, post everything doldrums. The Wednesday and Thursday after the Midsummer Classic have been proven — by science! — to be, along with Christmas Eve, the deadest days on the American sports calender. Clearly, local athletes are just as bored as…

Joey Gallo Is Here to Give Us Hope

The Rangers lost again yesterday. It’s the eighth defeat in a row and 22nd out of 25 for a franchise that’s won at least 90 games in each of the past four seasons. It was the latest lowlight in series that’s been — Yu Darvish and Adrian Beltre excepted –…

Prince Fielder to Appear Nude in ESPN the Magazine, for Some Reason

North Texas will be heavily represented in ESPN the Magazine’s upcoming Body Issue, according to the Associated Press. In addition to some athletes you might expect — the Arizona Cardinals’ Larry Fitzgerald, the Oklahoma City Thunder’s Serge Ibaka and the U.S. Women’s National Team’s Megan Rapinoe — the issue’s “Bodies…

Before Really Getting Started, Dallas’ Olympic Dream Is Over

The Associated Press is reporting the end of Dallas’ nascent and somewhat quixotic bid to host the 2024 Olympic Games. According to someone briefed on the U.S. Olympic Committee’s decision making process, the committee has selected Boston, Los Angeles, San Francisco and Washington to further compete to represent the United…

Can the Rangers’ Season Be Saved? (UPDATED)

Update, 4:51 p.m.: The below was written before this. The answer to the above question is no. Original story: Derek Holland. Matt Harrison. Martin Perez. Geovany Soto. Prince Fielder. Jurickson Profar. Engel Beltre. Three-fifths of the rotation, the starting catcher, the starting first baseman, the starting second baseman and the…

The Rangers’ Foul Ball Kid Is Our New Hero

Your browser does not support iframes.On Saturday night, the Rangers turned in yet another lackluster performance, dropping their second straight to the Toronto Blue Jays, 4-2. And yet the evening wasn’t entirely a waste thanks to 10-year-old Austin Chaney, a.k.a. the Foul Ball Kid. Watch the video above. You’ll see…