In Left Field For the Frisco Roughriders, A Tornado

Among the things you’d probably rather not see at a baseball game, coming in somewhere below a barrage of apocalyptic hell fire but slightly above an opposing team’s walk-off home run, is a tornado looming over the left-field fence. It’s a vision concern that might inspire panic in some. Ah,…

Rangers Fans Honor Fallen Firefighter With Impressive Beeramid

You’ll remember Shannon Stone as the 39-year-old Brownwood firefighter and father who tumbled to his death while reaching for a ball during a July 2011 Rangers game. Kind of hard to forget. He and his 6-year-old son, Cooper, are immortalized in bronze outside Rangers ballpark. A fitting tribute, the two-year-old…

Live Blog – Phillies 14 Rangers 10

Hello everybody, from The Ballpark With the New Name. We’re here at Rangers Opening Day, and will be documenting the thrills, the spills, and the silliness. Apologies for any mistakes – your live blogger is British, and thus totally unfit to document America’s national pastime, no matter how much he…

Your 2014 Texas Rangers Nicknames

Our 2013 Best of Dallas award winner, and Observer writer, Michael “Grubes” Gruber, is renowned for nicknaming Rangers players. In fact, if you follow him on Twitter (@tweetgrubes) like thousands of other people do, then his Diamond Tweets covering the Rangers games are largely incomprehensible without extensive knowledge of the…

Keith Olberman, Texas Motor Speedway Feuding Over “Big Hoss TV”

When Eddie Gossage last week unveiled the “Big Hoss TV” — a 12-story, 20,633-square-foot video screen — it wasn’t just a coup for Texas Motor Speedway, it was a win for the entire state. Having North Carolina claim the country’s largest jumbotron is something no self-respecting Texan should be willing…

Baseball Jesus Has Forsaken the Texas Rangers

O Baseball Jesus, why hast thou forsaken us? Just since yesterday, we have learned that Jurickson Profar will be out 10-12 weeks, Geovany Soto will be out 10-12 weeks and Yu Darvish, the projected Opening Day starter … might not be available Opening Day…

Mark Cuban Says the NFL Will Implode In a Decade

Mark Cuban has always been part prophet, part crazy person. His early entry into online radio proved to be prophetic. The Benefactor, his short-lived reality show, was not. So when Cuban predicts that, within 10 years, the NFL will go the way of Toygaroo, it’s hard to tell whether Cuban…

How SMU Got Screwed Out of the NCAA Tournament

Going into Sunday, most experts considered SMU a lock to make its first NCAA tournament in 20 years, even after losing to a mediocre University of Houston team in the opening round American Athletic Conference tourney. They beat four Top 25 teams, including a season sweep of UConn. They went…

The Cowboys Just Released Demarcus Ware

Demarcus Ware, seven-time Pro Bowler, the Cowboys’ all-time sacks leader and all-around beast, will wear the blue star no longer. The Fort Worth Star-Telegram’s Clarence Hill Jr. reports that Dallas released Ware today. Ware has been a Cowboy since they drafted him with the 11th pick in 2005, a rare…

Ian Kinsler Really Hates the Texas Rangers

There may have been a few Rangers fans who mourned when the club traded longtime second-baseman Ian Kinsler, but for most, his unreliable glove and mediocre performance at the plate far outweighed whatever goodwill his boyish good looks might inspire. Plus, we got Prince Fielder. But while Rangers fans may…