Why Nolan Ryan Kinda Wishes Josh Hamilton Still Chewed Tobacco

At their end-of-season press conference yesterday, Rangers brass mostly deflected questions about Josh Hamilton’s terrible performance down the stretch. Team president Nolan Ryan opened up a bit more yesterday to Galloway & Company on ESPN Dallas, at least about Hamilton’s on-field performance. Ryan dismissed the idea that Hamilton quit on…

Fingers Crossed, Dallas May Get a Bikini Basketball Franchise

The website for the Bikini Basketball League is a bare-bones affair, little more than a clock ticking down the seconds to…well, it doesn’t really say exactly what is happening in a shade over 35 days, but one can make an educated guess, particularly with the help of the accompanying blurb…

Josh Hamilton’s New Demon: Energy Drinks

For the first time in five games, Josh Hamilton will be in the Rangers lineup tonight for the first of four against the A’s, who conveniently lurk four games behind in the West with 10 games to go. Hamilton has been sidelined with blurred vision and balance issues, reportedly caused…

Flags, Sacks and Hats: How The Cowboys Conquered The Bucs

A week after being thoroughly handled by the Seattle Seahawks, the Cowboys returned to Dallas to be thoroughly handled by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Fortunately for Dallas, Tampa didn’t have a running back near the caliber of Marshawn Lynch, and their punt coverage team couldn’t resist going for Cowboys’ punter…

Seahawks 27, Cowboys 7: Thoughts on a Depressing Trip to Seattle

The Cowboys’ 27-7 pasting at the hands of the Seahawks was about as brutal as the final score indicates. From the opening kickoff (literally!), Seattle simply played with a level of physicality that the Cowboys could not match. Every Dallas ball carrier was getting plowed, while Seahawks running back/prehistoric torture…