Jerry Wipes: Now On Sale

It nearly broke the internet last week when, during the Cowboys-Giants game, cameras caught what appeared to be Jerry Jones’ manservant dutifully cleaning his boss’ glasses. The manservant turned out to be Jones’ son-in-law, Shy Anderson, who immediately saw a way to parlay his brief moment in the spotlight into…

Forbes Proves it With Science: Cowboys Have the Best Fans

With the start of the NFL season this week, Forbes has been in something of a football-list-making frenzy. We were reminded, for example, that Drew Brees is the league’s highest-paid player and that you’re very own Dallas Cowboys is the most valuable team in football. This afternoon, Forbes gave America’s…

Time For Ron Washington to Stop Shilling For Ace Cash Express

If you watch a Rangers game on TV for more than about five minutes, you’re bound to encounter manager Ron Washington telling you wonderful things about Ace Cash Express. If you can ignore the glare from Washington’s shiny pate — he often appears sans baseball cap, even though he is…

Lance Armstrong Gives Up Doping Fight, Stripped of Tour de France Titles

Update at 10:55 a.m.: It’s now officially official. The USADA has formally instituted a lifetime ban against Armstrong and erasing all competitive results since Aug. 1, 1999. That includes his seven Tour victories. From the USADA’s statement: Numerous witnesses provided evidence to USADA based on personal knowledge acquired, either through…

Why (and How) the Rangers Should Go All In as the Trade Deadline Looms

What a week for Your Texas Rangers. Nolan Ryan and Ron Washington took turns publicly ripping Josh Hamilton for the alarming lack of discipline he’s displayed at the plate, increasing the likelihood that he’ll be headed elsewhere this offseason. Fans booed the slumping slugger at home for the first time…

Sorry, DMN, That Really Was the Worst National Anthem Ever

There are some things that are simply indefensible. One of those things is 11-year-old Harper Gruzins’ rendition of the “Star-Spangled Banner” at Saturday’s FC Dallas-L.A. Galaxy soccer match called out by DMN, That Really Was the Worst National Anthem Ever” target=”_blank”>Deadspin. The Morning News didn’t think so. Nancy Churnin wrote…