Up the Sleazy River At the Dallas City Hall Corruption Trial

Aghast at the river of sleaze oozing out of the Earle Cabell Federal Building in the past two months, reformers on the Dallas City Council have called for a system of registration for local lobbyists. Great idea. Much of the testimony in the Dallas City Hall corruption trial in federal…

Whitt’s End: 8.21.09

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Found this Josh Hamilton interview from Rangers’ spring training. March 18, 2009 to be exact. In other words, about two months – give or take – after his full-throttle, alcohol-laden night with half-naked…

Suspense is Building? Don’t Tell Jim.

As Unfair Park has dutifully informed you, The Trinity Trust this week debuted an advertising campaign for the Calatrava signature bridge “under construction” (or not) on the Trinity River, called “Suspense is Building.” Oh, yeah?The purpose is to convey the impression that all is well with the bridge project and…

Whitt’s End: 8.14.09

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Lots of you asking for a breakdown of the latest Arbitron PPM radio ratings for July. Not worth a separate item these days because – yawn – The Ticket’s dynasty just…

Because I’m Better Than Bitter, 20 Things I Love

No, no, no. You got me all wrong. Am I skeptical? Cynical? Inquisitive? Smart-assy? Guilty. But bitter? Hardly. I consider myself more tell-it-like-it-is realistic rather than jump-off-the-high-five negative. I don’t think the Rangers will make the playoffs. I think Josh Hamilton should’ve come clean before he was caught. And I absolutely despise…

The Mexican Has a Ball With the Etymology of Cojones

Dear Readers: We begin, as we do each week, with cojones, although the huevos in question deal with my column a couple of semanas ago on why gabachos prefer the former term for testicles as opposed to the latter. I gave a rough etymology of the two (cojones comes from…

Cheaters Never Win?

I realize we are a society of cheaters: Steroids and corked bats in baseball. Spying in the NFL. Fudging our taxes. Speeding. Rosie Ruiz in the Boston Marathon. Foot wedges in golf. NASCAR crew chiefs altering specifications. Ponzi schemes. Our spouses. I get it. Cut a corner here or tell…

Whitt’s End: 8.7.09

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Sunday is the NFL’s annual Hall of Fame Game in Canton, Ohio. More importantly, it’s the induction of my first Dallas Cowboys hero – Bob Hayes. I’ll be watching. For one…